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Chris

well i've seen a thousand things in one place, but i stopped my counting when i saw your face...

About Me


Hello. My name's Chris. I love to not go to bars and clubs, but I do love to see live music and play my guitar. If you'd like to know more about me, send me a message.

*Note: I hate liquid fabric softener.

My Interests

I like music · cars and car shows · DoubleTree cookies · going to concerts · e B a y · · tv · playing the guitar · textin while drivin' · going to movies · buying stuff

I'd like to meet:

Dave Matthews, Dane Cook, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Conan O'Brien

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Music:

Dave Matthews Band · Edwin McCain · Jason Mraz · Howie Day · Matt Nathanson · Rob/White Zombie · Marilyn Manson · Tool · A Perfect Circle · Incubus · Tristan Prettyman ·Hootie and the Blowfish · Needtobreathe· Michael Bublé · Ani DiFranco · Patrick Davis · Widespread Panic · Tim Reynolds · Shawn Mullins · 311 · Guns N Roses · Foo Fighters · Mat Kearney · Five for Fighting · Amos Lee · G Love · Barenaked Ladies · Velvet Revolver · Josh Kelley · Audioslave · Allman Brothers · Blessid Union of Souls · Damien Rice · Brian Adams · Avril Lavigne · The Cranberries · Jimi Hendrix · Bush · Collective Soul · Dashboard Confessional · No Doubt · Weezer · Third Eye Blind · Sister Hazel · Secondhand Serenade · Spencer Rush · O.A.R. · Ben Folds · The Used · The Juliana Theory · All-American Rejects · SpaceHog · Matt Costa · Sevendust · Ryan Cabrera · Tenacious D · Coldplay · Michelle Branch · Jump Little Children · Red House Painters · John Mayer · James Blunt · Oasis · Pink Floyd · Derek Trucks · Dispatch · Brian McKnight · Ray LaMontagne · Chevelle · Bela Fleck · Phish · Smashing Pumpkins · Elton John · Goo Goo Dolls · Fuel · Keller Williams · Josh Bell · Honestly · Finch · Gin Blossoms · Iron and Wine · Fleetwood Mac · Insane Clown Posse · Seal · Sublime · Keith Urban · Mandy Moore · Lifehouse · Metallica (Old School) · Bon Jovi · Breaking Benjamin · Live · Crossfade · Jewel · Gavin DeGraw · Greenwheel · Matchbox Twenty · Michael Tolcher · Buckcherry · Janes Addiction · Blue Dogs · Jack Johnson · Sarah Sadler · Seether · Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers · Verve Pipe · Plumb · Lynyrd Skynyrd · Soul Coughing · Sault

Dave Matthews Band "Where Are You Going"

Movies:

Pulp Fiction · The Saw Trilogy · 40-Year Old Virgin · Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2 · Austin Powers Trilogy · Waynes World 1 & 2 · Ace Ventura 1 & 2 · James Bond (you aren't a man if you don't like James Bond) · Brokedown Palace · Finding Nemo · Shrek 1 & 2 · The Rock · The Family Man · Gone in 60 Seconds · National Treasure · Matchstick Men · Face/Off · Con Air (Nicholas Cage is the man) · Almost Famous · Empire Records · Ground Hog Day · What About Bob · The Notebook · Scary Movie 2 · Scary Movie 3 (the alien footage scene alone is worth seeing this movie) · The Punisher · Along Came Polly · Envy, Meet the Parents · Meet the Fockers · Dodgeball · Anchorman · Ladder 49 · Grease · Scarface · Bad Boys 1 & 2

Television:

House (best show on tv)
Heroes
Raines
The Price is Right
Deal or No Deal
Seinfeld
NFL
Jeopardy
Y&R
The Tonight Show
Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Books:

i don't like books, but i like magazinesMini Truckin', Sport Compact Car, Maxim, FHM, Musician's Friend Catalogs

Heroes:

my dad

and then there's wil & allen

My Blog

tuesday nights are good for one thing and one thing only...

I was on AOL News earlier because it's really one of the only decent things that they produce with their name still attached to it and they had a fall TV poll, day-by-day that you could participate in...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

Can I Read the Future?

CBS is premiering a new television series this fall season titled "Cane". Now, I first started seeing promos for this show back in July, and I immediately thought it would surely fail. We are now a we...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:02:00 PST

I cant seem to find the U.S. on a map. Am I stupid or nonexistant?

Recently, the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant aired on television. Miss South Carolina won 3rd runner-up. She was asked a question and really made an ass out of herself. Have a look at the footage and then...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

Kellogg's brand Shrek fruit snacks...

So, I've recently become a pretty big fan of Shrek fruit snacks. They're every bit as delightful as they sound, with the exception of the green ones. Nobody really likes lime anyway, and there's no wa...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:25:00 PST

people on youtube are idiots except for me of course

The intelligence of people who use YouTube really seems to be declining. They should really start charging a small fee each month for people to use it just to divide the ignorance in half. Anyway, wat...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

Lemonade and Band-Aid Sandwiches

So, the Running of the Bulls has got to be one of the stupidest fucking events that takes place in the world.In case there's a few of you who have no idea of what I'm talking about, I'll explain. Spai...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

gotta love idiots

I swear, with the number of idiots out there, it's almost impossible for me to run out of material.Anyway, so, I was on eBay earlier and I'm searching for stuff I'll never own, and I start looking at ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST

uhhhhh........

So I was on AOL's homepage and I notice some interesting looking heading, so I clicked it and I was redirected to AOL videos (I assume there was a video included with the article). What I saw under th...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

deep anal inspection for shy tranny world

I know, with a title like that, it's gotta be interesting right? Well, it was just an attention grabber, because I actually know nothing about deep anal inspection for the shy tranny world, it was a t...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:02:00 PST

Caffeine

I decided to do a little digging around on some caffeine facts and share them with everyone. Below is the list, everything pertains to a 12 oz. serving size.Amp Energy   -   106.5 ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST