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Chris

Masturbation is sex with someone i love. =)

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goals

ive come to the conclusion that i need to make myself a list of goals. i make new goals for myself all the time to complete, but i usually forget, and that makes me sad in my happy place. so...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my car!

Alright kids, this is my 1969 camaro. I started this about 2 and a half years ago, and have been working on it on and off. My dad and i built the 350, 4 bolt main engine in the garage. All the body w...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

note to self...

not to self: try a redheaded slut ingrediants: 1. jager 2.red bull 3. cranberry juice this is just so ill remember to try it, and remember how to make it. you can try it if you want...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grad-u-macation time

well tomorrow is grad-u-macation day, as much as i have looked forward to getting out of high school, its kinda surreal that im actually done. i really dont know what im going to do with my life...im ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chronicals of my weekend!

alright this weekend was kick ass! lots of stuff happened. all really good stuff at that! but right now natty is driveing to my house for movie cake and samich. so i must be on my way. later kids, how...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just a thought...

I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my clone

Ok, I have been told I have a clone that resides in the neighboring town of Redlands ca. I did not believe it at first, until I have been spotted multiple times walking around Redlands by different pe...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and how i got the fantabulous road rash...

well as you all know i do some pretty stupid shit, but i think this one takes the cake. i was holding onto the back of my friends truck while i was on my skateboard. it was damn good times until i hit...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 reasons to screw

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking red...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my new name

you may now refer to me as: Trick Magnet C. Loco or Chrisalicious (chris-a-licious) i came up with the chrisalicious myself..arnt you proud?
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST