Tools |
My friend was slapped and beaten a lot as a child. She had a mother with a temper and a nasty brother who was borderline sadistic, so she spent a lot of time getting the crap pounded out of her. Whic...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:50:00 GMT |
Win an iPod |
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Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:15:00 GMT |
Love That Binds |
"No," my wife said, shaking her head, "You're full of shit." She pulled her hands off my shoulders, stepping away from the monitor now that she was finished reading the response someone had left me in...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:52:00 GMT |
Fresh Loaves and Barnum In Your Own Home |
I wake up in the morning, check my email, go to my message boards, juggle my Netflix queue, and boot up my iTunes. And an interesting thought flashes through my mind: This country could ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:44:00 GMT |
Fredo at the Sidewalk |
That's right people, your beloved Fredo has booked an entire evening at the Sidewalk Cafe! And what a night its going to be! We got thrills, chills,surprises, delicious, sweet ladies and a dude,...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:41:00 GMT |
A Survey That Im Sure Will Come Back With Hi-Larious Results |
Relationships, when they're on the brink of total failure, involve two people sitting in a gasoline-soaked room, each with their own cigarette and lighter. It doesn't matter how tiny the spark is; now...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:13:00 GMT |
My Opinion |
The interesting thing about getting outside opinions is that you always have the final say over whether you take someone's advice & But you don't always have the final say over whether that advice is...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:07:00 GMT |
The Transvestite |
I was at the supermarket the other day, buying apples to make some apple crisp, when I noticed the transvestite behind me. Oh, I'd noticed the person behind me, if vaguely, in that way when you acknow...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:04:00 GMT |
Just a Thought |
I just discovered that Def Leppard had an original drummer, Tony Kenning, who left shortly before the band released their first EP. He was instrumental in the early days, being the guy who actually n...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:45:00 GMT |
Things I Like to Imagine |
Somewhere, I like to think that Tom Lehrer, Thomas Pynchon, Steve Ditko, Bill Watterson, J.D. Salinger, and Harper Lee all get together on a regular basis to form the Reclusive Geniuses Club. They me...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:13:00 GMT |
