Bill Scully

I am a highly motivated procrastinator. I feel that everything has the potential of being funny, not even my own mother is out of bounds. I prefer being the underdog. I have a 6 year old son that is truly more important to me than anything on this planet including comedy. He showed me recently that I still kick ass at hide and go seek. Even though I can't fit in the same spots that I did as a kid. He found me hiding in the pantry because apparently my ass crack was hanging out. Growing up poor in a very rich town taught me humility. If that wasn't enough I looked just like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine when I was a kid. When I was 65 lbs I had big ears, freckles and like a size 10 shoe. I had no choice but to be funny.