We Are Retarded. Newly Updated Every Day :) |
1) why do you want mopium and you don't want to smoke opium?2) you can't juggle with no balls...3) brotherhood of the b's. no doug. consult your b dictionary, dumbass.4) ferrets don't turn ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:05:00 GMT |
jail |
so...i don't know wat i should do exactly. i have 4 charges against me. Theft. Tampering with a Motor Vehicle, Small Amount, and Underage Consumption.
should i get a lawyer or wat? ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:13:00 GMT |
my sichation....lol |
so, my life has been kindof hectic lately. not gonna lie. if u guys don't already know what's going on, then you probably don't care. but, i figure i would say it anyway. i am usually not ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:12:00 GMT |
2 questions...answer them and i b happy yo!!! |
if ur in the ku klux klan, do u get pissed off that ur shadow is black?
if ur gay, do u lose ur virginity by bangin a dude or gettin banged by a dude?
just wondering...comment if ya got ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:43:00 GMT |
My DaD's PoEmS bEfOrE...wELL u KnOw... |
DEATH IS CERTAIN!!!
Death is certain
Life is not
Live for the moment
It's all you got
Don't ponder the future
But savor the past
It's all you have
When you breathe your last.
LULL...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:40:00 GMT |
SYRACUSE..... |
So, as pretty much everyone knows, I'm in Syracuse, New York right now and it's is pretty gay. But noone knows how incredibly gay it is. I got in a fight with my mom because she kept sayin...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:22:00 GMT |
Wow....no one in this god damn world |
So, there is absolutely no fucking person in this god damn world that u can trust. u think u can trust one person and then they beat the fuck out of you. you move to another family member'...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:02:00 GMT |
My entire summer!! wow...tis gonna be a long one!! |
OK....first of all i went to syracuse, ny to visit my mother's side of the family....my mom, my mom's fiance, my grandma, my grandma's boyfriend, my 5 or so aunts, 5 or so uncles, another grandfather,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:19:00 GMT |
The awesomest fuckin bands on earth!!!!! |
IF there is anybody that likes rock, then u r like me and want to hear some new shit and i have found the best fuckin bands ever....thx to k-rock of syracuse, ny!!! So if u want to check out som...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:40:00 GMT |
FUck these god damn bastards |
Ok...so this is how it went down. We were lightin off fireworks and a bunch of asswipes came by and thought they were fuckin kool so i shot a bottlerocket at em and they thought i was shootin at...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:34:00 GMT |
