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"The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be."
- Marcel Pagnol
I'm the heppest.
I go by many names...Snak Pak, Shortie, Little Bit, Short Cake, Pistol, etc.
This is my wishlist ....buy me something, yes?
I'm a sarcastic smartass.
I've been told I'm some people's livelihood.
I cuss, drink, party, smoke on occasion and just have a good time.
I have a bad temper, can be selfish and I'm very shy most of the time.
Deal with it. This is me, if you can't handle me at my worse, you sure as fuck couldn't handle me at my best.
Everyone has their flaws, no one is perfect.
I LOVE to text. It's an addiction.
I've been living on my own since November 2007.
I luhhh my friends. To me, they're like family. :)
I was born and raised in Texas.
I'm a small town girl, who wants to move to the beach :)
I went to California in March 2008, and fell in love.
So..I plan on moving there soon. :)
So..I'm looking for people to meet when I get there! :]
I'm too smart for my own good.
I'm single again now. I want to be in a serious relationship.
It will take someone special to win my heart over.
I've been hurt by every single guy I've been with, I'm through with that. If that's what you're after, to use me..don't try. I will castrate you.
I love my Macbook. It's my life.
I work at Wal-Mart. It sucks.
I hate drama..yet it seems to get drawn to me...
I hate when someone doesn't like me, yet I don't have many self-conscience moments.
You could say I'm full of myself I guess haha.
but I do have my vulnerable moments.
I'm very rarely a jealous person.
I can give advice till my face turns blue, but I can't go by own advice.
Nor do I take advice from other people...
I LOVE to travel!
I love when people can really make me laugh.
I want to be a director, an actress or a forensic psychologist.
I've seen Pirates of the Caribbean 110 times.
You could say I'm obsessed...
My biggest dream one day is to meet;
Johnny Depp, Dane Cook (December 2nd 2007!), and Oprah.
I'm the person you can't NOT have in your life. I'm a badass bitch.
I'm shy, yet outgoing. Simple, yet complicated. Sweet..with a sour side. A good girl with a bad side. Simply put, I'm an amazing person with a good heart, who wears her heart on her sleeve.....
I've got my imperfections, but I'm 100% sure you'll love me anyways ;)
If there's anything else you MUST know, ask me :)
