About Me
Best beleive this is not your average gang of pimps. In the autumn of 2005 Crack Bludger and Fleishman finally united to form Pimpgang. They had long been acquaintances. In 1998, their respective rival gangs crossed paths in the village chapel. 'The Bladder Boyz' (fleishman's crew) promptly hoarded 'The Fumblaz' (Bludger's crew) entire stock of dealable tinned fruit (an crime later touched upon in the pimpgangs banger 'Wel Monte). The notorius incident meant that for 5 years Fleishman and Bludger were deadly enemies. A second incident occured in the summer of 2001 whereby Fleischman spied Bludger giggling throughout a service of rememberance for his recently deceased mother (perhaps eluded to on '(Ray Stubbs) I'm Tellin' Ya'). Fleischman fired a few rounds of his Ak47 then and there in the chapel but none of then connected with Crack Bludger's bony hide. Then, in the auntumn of 2005 they met for the third time. This time they had a chat and decided they really really liked each other.
Two dayz later the Gang was up and running, having agreed to pool Bludgers' immense production talents with Fleishman's lyrical mastery. Their first output was 'Salt ya face', a somber hip hop banger about life under the sea. This was quickly followed up by 'Pudding and Girls', which, though not the the best showcase for their gigantic talent, hinted at the direction the pimpgang would take for the future. The breakthrough came with 'Do one', whereby beat, flow, and lyrics merged seemlessly to create two minutes of straight CHOON. Curiously, it was after this that things started to go wrong. The gang began bickering, and this was refected in the sub-standard output that was 'Two in the Pink, One in the Stink', a song that is now relegated too the dark dank recesses of Bludger's perviest computer files.
However this dip was not to last. Bludger found religion and seemed to suddenly gain a new focus which translated into ever sharper beats. Similarly, Fleishman conquered his near crippling fear of drive-by shootings, to regain his legendary tight-as-a-nuns-snatch delivery. In a week, Pimpgang dropped both 'Slapz' and Mange le Flange', marking a creative high for the Gang.
Then came 'Paris to Berlin refix', '(Ray Stubbs) I'm tellin' ya' and most impressively, 'Put a Plaster On it' featuring mc Scumbag. Scumbag was the Pimpgangs first foray into the world of guest rappers, but, BOY did it pay off, with scumbag dropping the verse of her life to raise the choon from superb to blow-your-fucking-genitals-off-great. 'Wel Monte' followed in quick succession but certainly maintained the standard. I know what your thinking......'WHAT AN ALBUM THIS IS GONNA BE!!!!!!!'
'Meat and Two Crack' is completed by 'Dealing with Richard Hanney' featuring mc Bustard and the memorable 'Pimpgang Party' featuring Scumbag, Bustard, Flousie, Bluntnose Sixgill, Delta Bitch, 8pac, Schlakk Fuck, Shit Freaka and Pencil Case Pervert.These boyz are genuine when they say 'SUCK ONE'.
