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Samson "King of all Dogs"

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



What Breed of Dog Are You?

You're a Basset Hound! WHAT???? No way i'm a saggy faced goobery dog like that!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cats. this one in particular
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My Blog

You Cant Stop Me.

*sniff*Dayum.Theyre gone, yo.fuck.I aint gonna talk about it dude.fuck!.......I be doin' my own thang, you know? and .. shit. i cant dude.. i jus cant.muthafuckers.took my boys. I still a man. FO SHO....
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 00:54:00 GMT

Sharing.

SOMEONE doesnt know how to share their baby carrots.AND a certain SOMEONE ignored me when i TOLD them i had "to go".AND a certain SOMEONE played with their ass all day long.ALL.DAY.LONG.xoxo,Samsonp.s...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 21:05:00 GMT

Drunken Walks

So.. tonite i went for my usual stroll down the block .. my human was drunk.. no biggie there. Missed my walk time twice today, ugh. Anyways, i'm being a good sport about it. So, on one of my many mis...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:21:00 GMT

Ruff Day. .. ha ha. get it? no? eh. bah.

I've realized something. I.am.small.I was going for my afternoon walk.. minding my own business.. and WHAM! This big stupid dog comes charging after me. And i'm like , "whooa, man its cool" but then i...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:33:00 GMT

There has Got to be More to Life.....

I feel like no one understands me. I'm always getting pulled around. God, like tonite... there was this spot.. this really really great spot on the grass.. Ooh man.. it was the shit.. seriously.. the ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 22:55:00 GMT

HELLO? IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR??? LETS HAVE BABIES!!!

So lately.. i've been thinking. I want little Samson juniors running around. Yes, I feel the itch... not the usual 'ass itch' ... but the itch to find some bitch to squeeze out a few of my puppies. He...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:47:00 GMT

Forbidden Love

I Love Cats and i want to make a statement to the MySpace community.. that Dogs and Cats being.. together.. may seem strange.. but it exists. And I'm not ashamed of it. There has been a division betwe...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:50:00 GMT