Michael

I'm nearly 32, live in a south coast sea side town and work damn hard for a living, i could
tell you what i do but its confidential! I've got 2 beautiful daughters and a
partner that i could get on better with. I am an old man at heart, i like my
gardening and twitching.. that's bird watching a la B.Oddie, (that says body).
Two things you can find me doing are putting the world to rights and having a
laugh, sometimes at the same time. I love stand up comedy and even sit down
comedy, Hicks is the lord, but there are many others, Bill Bailey had me crying
when i saw his show on telly...
Check out my video section if ya bored.. ..
Name: Michael
Birthdate: July 27th 1974
Birthplace: Folkestone, Kent, UK
Current Location: Folkestone, Kent, UK
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 65k
Piercings: Naval tunnel, both ears tunnels
Tatoos: 5, all my own designs
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Oh yeah
Overused Phraze: yes..no
FAVORITES
Food: Cheese
Candy: Sugar-free gum
Number: 27
Color: Blue
Animal: Lizard
Drink: Tea
Alcohol Drink: Red wine or Beer
Bagel: Cinammon
Letter: V, as in sticking up 2 fingers
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bum
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: poison
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McMurder and Burgerkill
Strawberry or Watermelon: Melons
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Wank!
Most Missed Memory: I Live for the future
Best phyiscal feature: Hands
First Thought Waking Up: Wank!
Goal for this year: chill out more
Best Friends: A couple, you know who you are girls!
Weakness: Wanking!
Fears: Not being able to move
Heritage: I come from a family of freaks!
Longest relationship: 7 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep
Ever Smoked: yep, given up now
Pot: yep, stopped that too, but see my videos
for what i got up to when i did!
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep
Been Dumped Lately: nearly!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: same as me
Style: funky
Looks or Personality: looks
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no thanks
Muscular or Really Skinny: in between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: New zealand
How do you want to Die: hard and fast
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: no
Health Freak: trying
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: been there
Do you Smoke: not now
Do you Drink: right now
Shower Daily: more like soap dodger
Been in Love: yeah
Do you Sing: yeah
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: got 'em
Have your future kids names planned out: named 'em
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: way back when...
Hate anyone: No, that's a waste of energy
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