FAVORITE QUOTES OF FRIENDS... MOST DRUNK........
ME: Problem is shes like 5 FT. Jon: Its ok.... I like little girls(he means height not age I swear, lol).
-Jon & I
ME: Wow look at those two. DAVID: They look like sluts, probably have AIDS.
-David & I
That is some quality educated ass.
-Anonymous
I'd fuck anything decent about now.
-Anonymous
You can always apologize for that shit later.
-Me
Hey Jon. I'm already kinda fucked up.... and that girl STILL looks like shit.
-David
Random Girl: Hi I'm molly cock sucker, what's your name?
Me: Excuse me?
-Random Girl at Cuda
Hey the pool heres cool. theres a pool too.
-David
I think I danced with one of those girls?(with a bewildered look on his face)
-Jon
I'm too drunk. Your driving, finish this.(classic, just classic, have the DD polish off your ALCOHOLIC drink)
-David
MORE TO COME AS I REMEMBER THEM OR REMEMBER TO TEXT THEM TO MYSELF
YOU AINT CAV YOU AINT SHIT... SCOUTS OUT!!!
