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About Me

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You might well be askng yourself 'what is a Gutterbrown?', and you'd not be the first to do so. Its quite an un-answerable question as i am the only one there is (a bit like Tigger), its just what i am. My life has been a bit of a wild social experiment, i've never been able to go anywhere without men in white coats and clip-boards shaking their heads at everything i do or say. I'll be honest; i've let down everyone i've ever met, i don't feel like i owe anyone anything. ME, on the other hand.... well, i feel like i'm owed everything and i WILL have what is mine, even if i have to steal it. I've lived on the Isle Of Pigs all my life, but i have now branched out into Essex. Quite a culture shock, let me tell you! I was told by the neighbours that spit-roasting dogs in the middle of the road is not technically allowed, even if i have caught them myself. Peasants!

My Interests

Pig-beating, pictures of hot-dogs, belly-slapping, most types of meat, nest-making, pretty much ALL types of meat, being bad, being selfish, being bad and selfish at the same time, the bits of chicken skin i get stuck under my fingernails, eating hearts, burping, farting, ALL food (that includes hearts and any other bits the butcher might be throwing away)

I'd like to meet:

The Colonel and Hamburglar. These 2 men have shaped the way i live my life.

Music:

Chas and Dave, Simple Minds (apt), Aziiiiiiiiizzzz!!!!

Heroes:

The bloke who had the balls to kill that first cow to see what it tasted like. I'm forever in your debt.