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Dusty

About Me

I live in a mattress in Slough. I commute to work in Peterborough where i make appearances on a major shopping channel scaring people into buying steam cleaners, my life is a dichotomy. I'm constantly in conflict with my conscience as what i do is lowering the dust myte population however my hunger for cold hard cash burns so hot it is almost as unextinguishable as my hunger for dead skin cell of your childs eczema ridden body mmmmmmmmmmmmm yum.

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However i am lonely and although i live in a very affluent part of Slough in a very well sprung mattress where the sheets are rarely changed and the fat man that uses said mattress seldom moisturises (i like my dead skin cells crunchy unless i feel ilke adding evaporated milk) i have no real friends only fake ones (an occupational hazard working in media), i want to meet real ones.

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