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Lockwood Street Dude

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About Me


Hello, My name is James but everyone calls me Jimmy. Im 19 years old and I am a student at york st johns uni doin a BA in english language and business management. Just finished my 1st year and looking 4ward to another 2 yrs of crazyness. Uni is so far the best experince of ma life, the city is amazing, birds are plenty and the nite life is the best around. I ave just moved into my new house wit 2 of the the biggest legends on the planet nath and chambo. Gonna b a crazy 2 years. I am a barman workin at the Royal York Hotel and its shit. All I do is serve posh cunts drinks until stupid o'clock
Im origionally from London but moved up north in 2004 to study at John Leggott College. Im a massive footie fan and ive bin a life long fan of West Ham United (who were robbed of the FA Cup by liverpool).
I have 4 loves in ma life: curry, footie, girls and my mates. I wouldnt say i ave one best friend but lots of amazingly good mates who look after me and watch my bk, except calvert who sumhow always mananges to get me smacked or dropped kicked of threatened to b shot by some 50 cent wanna be's from the ghetto.
Now I would like to talk about the Lincoln crew. Shabiba is without a doubt the nicest person i ave ever met but my god is she MAD!!!! I would just like to add that paul, dave and bradshaw r the ultimate legends. I hope to have many more nites like we did in town. Except without the bottle throwing and dave gettin thrown outta the club which was funny and paul runnin into the loo to save the day except falling over and hurting himself b4 he got to throw a punch lol.Just bin to Malia wit 10 other lads and it was actually the most amazing thing that I have ever done, just 1 week of solid drinkin and partying. Thinkin bout goin bk next year.Steph is a massive legend and she deserves the mutta crown coz she looks after me (and takes da piss outta me) and i love her very much!! even tho she wouldnt give me free drinks from engine shed, not impressed mutta. Stephiepoo!! Sum1 i should also mention is walker. I like to take the piss outta him coz its fun. Calvert also likes to take the piss outta him. Especially wit da slaps in blue bell which btw was an awesome nite. But walker is a legend!!!!

My Interests

sleeping, drinking, eating (lots), watching and playing footie and reading. Gettin pissed wit zozo in gallery. Goin to lincoln to get pissed wit da lads is pretty much the highlight of my life, and listenin to oasis. Takin da piss outta walker and sean is good fun but only if calvert joins in.

I'd like to meet:

Angeilna Jolie, Alan Curbishly (West Ham manager), Hugh Hefner (coz its just gotta be done), Jeremy Clarkson (so i could slap him 4 bein annoying), Brad Pitt (just to find out how he managed to pull Angelina Jolie) and the inventor of booze. Also any fit single women from york!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jimmy
Birthday: 17/05/1988
Birthplace: Romford (essex)
Current Location: York Baby!!!!!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 footish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Vikings
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lacoste Velcro things, dont do laces
Your Weakness: Puntang
Your Fears: Spiders, dave hasnip in a temper and drunk gay men
Your Perfect Pizza: Curry and Kebab with extra Chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass Uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Food
Your Best Physical Feature: Bum
Your Bedtime: Anytime between 10pm and 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: Some pissed up times in Lincoln dat i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King (sorry Zoe)
Single or Group Dates: Dont mind, just as long as i get sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Go fuck yourself
Do you Sing: Oh yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Bin there, done that, got the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Do You?
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No, am not musically inclined
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, about a supermarkets worth
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, to much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, hate them with a passion
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, i like them very much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck off
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, dont ask
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but i did in july (didnt we calvert, aiya napa baby)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, 1 traffic cone and 3 traffic signs
Ever been Drunk: Does a bear shit in the woods
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Sort of, dave saved the day
Ever Shoplifted: No, well penny sweets
How do you want to Die: Like a Hero
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Secret Agent
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont mind, not fond of brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette, they both have good qualities
Short or Long Hair: Long to medium
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: Dont mind, not gothic tho
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, i cant stand them, seen wot they do to people
Number of CDs I own: Not many, its mp3 these days.
Number of Piercings: Not and its stayin that way
Number of Tattoos: Same as the above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, no 2. but u aint knowing about it

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Music:

anything that i can get my groove on to except heavy metal i.e Slipknot, Trivium coz its really scary!! But i do absolutley love oasis

Movies:

lord of the rings trilogy, indiana jones trilogy american pie trilogy (the new 1 sucks), Die Hard trilogy, its a wonderful life, man on fire,the green mile (the only movie that has ever made me cry), the goonies, snatch and lock stock and two smoking barrels

Television:

top gear, match of the day and porn. Basically anything to do wit cars, footie and naked women!!
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Books:

the davinci code and anything which is interesting

Heroes:

Gordon Banks, George Cohen, Ray Wilson, Nobby Stiles, both the Charlton bros, BOBBY MOORE, Alan Ball, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters, Roger Hunt, Paul and Dave Hasnip, Calvert, Sean, Bradshaw on rare occasions, Walker coz he gets pissed and makes a tit of himself and my Grandad.
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Your Name
Superhero Name Mullet Man
Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy Martha Stewart
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Wire Hanger