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Jordan Wright

About Me


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Hello.
I am Jordan Wright.. I am seventeen years of age.. I sing, but definitely do not dance (because my skillz are so mad that they must remain unseen so that Vanilla Ice won't get jealous).
I have been singing for most of my life, except for that slow point in my life when I couldn't walk or feed myself in the early 90s. . . It was also a bad time, considering I was toothless and bald. . .thank goodness that's over.
When I was younger, my goal in life was to become a rock-digger... but that isn't exactly working out now... so I sing to pay the bills. =))
Now, for some basics...
Contrary to some myspace beliefs.. I am NOT married, I do NOT know the Jonas Brothers, and I am not famous. Sorry to disappoint!
I do however love to write, sing, play the mandolin, piano, and guitar (my favorite to play is the mandolin..I love bluegrass, but my favorite to hear is the piano..just not when I play it.) My favorite song in the entire world to sing is The Star Spangled Banner. My favorite place to sing is in church. I absolutely adore giving people nicknames, and I am prone to forget their actual names... however.. I don't enjoy having them.
My house was built in the 60s, and my bedroom wallpaper is covered in peacocks... yes, peacocks... I've actually grown to love them...but really, it's a rocky relationship.
I am a huge basketball fan, but I prefer to watch games live, not on television. Football excites me, but I generally don't understand it. Baseball is a thrill on wheels. And ping-pong is riveting.
I do not like to eat cake. I never have. I am lactose-intolerant, so that just sucks the fun filling out of the pie of life, but I'm coming to grips with it. I have a laughing problem: I do it loudly at inappropriate moments. I have a hitting problem (those with weak arms beware): whenever I find something exciting, or I have a great, new thought, or I start laughing, or I really like what I'm eating, or I'm trying to make a point, I hit the person next to me on the arm between the shoulder and elbow (give or take a few inches depending on the person's height.)
Speaking of height.... it isn't something to be associated with me. I am 5'1" (BARELY) and I am in four or five inch heels 6 days of the week... On the seventh day, I rest in three and a half inches. I have recently discovered that I love wearing dresses.
My favorite ways to exercise are with a jump rope and medicine ball. My favorite cosmetic is mascara. I am Master of the Dust-Buster.
I do not drink coffee. My little sisters, however, do. I find that odd. Sisters.. I have five in all. Brothers.. three. I am blessed to have two fathers, one mother, and a dog. (It's quite complex and you will need a pie chart to understand it completely)
My dog is a killer. Her name is Zsazsa (Zshaa-zshaa). She's trained to kill, and she is ten inches tall.
My favorite movie is Waiting For Guffman. Period.
My favorite television show is The Office. I aspire to be the Dwight Schrute of the coming generation, and love anyone who leaves me comments with quotes from The Office... they brighten my day! =))
I was once kicked out of a children's class at my church for locking someone in the closet. . . not one of my high points!
Spaghetti and apples are the two things I could eat all day. Sadly, the caffine-craze has me caught in its vicious web, and I am addicted to Dr. Pepper.
I have chosen not to date.....and, yes, I am human. =)) . . .just a different one. I made a committment. True Love Waits. I never take off my ring.
Music is not meant to be listened to for a month and then considered "old." It's just bad manners.
Opera, when done correctly, is beautiful. Bluegrass is an acquired taste. Pop -from the moment released- is already a thing of the past.
I love to work and do it with enthusiasm that frightens most people. I don't have a good relationship with technology and getting on MySpace is one of my least favorite things, but when I do get on, I read as many blogs as humanly possible! . . . and it is actually really hard to find good blogs, or any blogs for that matter! People should blog more often! : )
I really appreciate EVERY single encouraging comment from all my friends on MySpace, and I do read them ! Because I get so many messages, it is hard for me to reply to all of them, but comments are easier.. so leave them instead!
I know this has been long overdue (seeing that I've had this MySpace for ...two or three years and have never had an about me), so I hope that you enjoy this little tid-bit of silly information!
Goodbye.
=))
-me.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/2/2006
Band Members:Obviously not members... but people I want to meet. . . . Jesus, my husband, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, Jackie Broyles, my evil twin Victor, a real elf from Santa's workshop, myself (in the future), Steve Carrell, a genius with no self-awareness, Corky St. Clair, and someone very tall (so I can ask them what it is like)
Influences: Obviously not influences... but things I am interested in....Spending time with my dog, shopping at antique stores and grocery stores, baton twirling, watching The Office on Netflix over and over and over again, watching movies on Netflix, playing kazoo, tap dancing, talking, not talking, making videos for the tube, not dancing, making my bed, going to basketball games, long walks on water, all things funny, politics, writing, swinging on a swing, climbing trees, bird calling, shadow puppets, slumber parties, Bible reading, Jesus loving, not dancing, cleaning, Vogue reading, thank you note writing, holla-ing at my gurls. That is all.
Sounds Like: This is not who I sound like... I like to watch (on tv) I Love Lucy, The Office, Saturday Night Live... I don't watch a lot of television...Favorite Movies...Waiting for Guffman, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Illusionist, National Treasure 1&2, Sabrina, Roman Holiday, The Prestige, The New World, The Diary of Anne Frank, Pillow Talk, The Pirates of the Caribbean, Hairspray, High Society, Mamma Mia!, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Elf, Gone With the Wind, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Day After Tomorrow, Shooter...I could go on forever...
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

My Wedding. . .And the wedding I went to...

So, I went to a wedding yesterday. I usually do not care for weddings.  I prefer funerals ten to one.  I'd take a funeral any day over a wedding.  Unless the funeral is a tragic death, ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:01:00 GMT

You’ve Got Mail

I have to say up front that I usually am immediately turned off to something- blog, about me, what have you..- when it says anything about the person having a "current obsession."  Well, we all ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:46:00 GMT

GETTING MARRIED.

Hello. Hello. And, hello. I just thought it would be helpful to some of you if I wrote a quick blog about getting married.  I have been flooded with messages and a few comments asking me if I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Y2K

Y2K.For those of us who faintly (or distinctly) remember the incredibly over-hyped fright that was the turn of the century, I would like to present my own Year 2000 experience. We all know that to go ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:13:00 GMT

The Twilight Zone.

Forensics: (In this instance, it is an acting competition that is TONS of fun!) is something I compete in. You basically act out a ten minute mini-play by yourself (or with a partner) without any pr...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:06:00 GMT

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My Tops!Top 5 Favorite Books (Random order):1. Pride and Prejudice (No, seriously.. it's a great love story if you can stand the semi-old-english.. anyway.. the point is.. it's good.)2. Ball of Fire -...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:38:00 GMT

The Possum.

Okay. .. . so everyone knows that I now have a dog.Well, having a new puppy involves taking her outside to use the bathroom ALL THE TIME.. even in the middle of the night. In the cold. In the Dark.So....
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:40:00 GMT

Things You Might Need to Know... or not... but LOOK ANYWAY!! : )

" AAre you available? Available.. for oppointments (not doctor's.. yuck!) and consultations on how to make people think you're strange in under two minutes. What is your age? THE BIG 1-6!Astrology si...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:23:00 GMT

Happy...happy...happy ...NEW YEAR!!

I just love love love saying things three times. It makes everything else seem so balanced. However, saying words multiple times is not the focus of this particular blog, but nothing is too far fetc...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 13:13:00 GMT

LIFE PLANNING!

I AM DOING SOME SERIOUS LIFE PLANNING. . . .RIGHT NOW. I thought you all should know that in my future I forsee the following occurrrrrrr(trill your r's)ances..1. I become a celebrity in my own mind. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:26:00 GMT