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♥JESUS♥

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About Me

My name is Jesus. Im not that interesting, im drug free, i like paintball, i like harry potter, i like movies, i like letters from lovers, i love you, love my friends, love camp, love kids, hate work, love fixes everything, i listen to horrible music, i can be a mystery, i like to stare at people from a distance, and if i ever feel shitty three things will do the job: hugs, food, and bright eyes, girls are crazy, and metal gear and zelda are greater than great. xBATTLECATx is my PSN W/E thats me...

My Interests

TIME TRAVEL

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet Jesus and Id like to meet me in the future because i am an aspiring time traveler. We find our hero, Salty McNabb, knight of the royal round table, guarding the most precious of all the buffet tables in the land. When upon him stumbled Pepperjack - infamous for rampant sugar crystal thieveries, with a heart of spice and a crown of iron, he was the most feared and villianous villian ever to flavor the least flavorfull of meats. Sadly, Salty was quickly subdued. Pepperjack decapitated him and surely had his way with him. This did not please Sir Lancelot Due Lake of the lemon head crown. What is to become of our hero Salty we do not know....Salt has been spilt O'er the land and we can only hope that he escapes the clutches of the EVIL pepperjack unscathed.

Music:

Bright Eyes, Hair Metal, Doo Wop

Movies:

Donnie Darko Goonies Almost Famous The Sandlot Dead Poets Society Catch Me If You Can Back to the Future The Good the Bad and the Ugly Indiana Jones Some Like It Hot Into the Wild I JUST LOVE MOVIES

Television:

Scrubs, Heroes

Books:

The Giver, Catcher in the Rye, Leaves of Grass, The Philosophy of Time Travel, Harry Potter, The Chronicals of Narnia, Dude Wheres My Country, Stupid White Men, 1984, The Notebook

My Blog

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY?

do you remember the london bus bombings?july 7 2005killed 56 people, boosted approval of british branch of "coalition of the willing"and allowed the US to set up a base of operations for an anti terro...
Posted by eJESUSe on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

WAKE UP DONNIE

I suppose the last things I can still depend on are my family, god, bright eyes, and Sinthia. Yes even Sinthia, I love her... Although you should never count on anyone but yourself, I have a handful a...
Posted by eJESUSe on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

Laguna Hillz

the hills is actually a good showwell writtengreat dramacute girlsthey get LA pretty wellnot only that but spencers such an ass, what the hell heidiquit bending for him, quit puttin everythin into ple...
Posted by eJESUSe on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

Lets Start Over

Bright Eyes does somethin to me, you can call it laziness but i call it introspection, there are people who discourage you from asking questions, people who say your imaginations too big, and you shou...
Posted by eJESUSe on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:30:00 PST