Everything written about me is false.
I'm not saying that to be ironic.
I feel like I should have been born 100 years ago.
With robotic arms.
Soren Kierkegaard, Friedrich Nietzsche, Stephen Hawking, eccentric people, people to go on Goonies-style adventures with who won't crap out about embarrassing themselves, people without shame who have high standards, people who talk more than I do who will tell me that I am an idiot and provide evidence to support their claims, that guy from WPU who agreed with everything, Batman