I like Mountain Oysters, the sounds of a sitar, and the smell of unwashed feet. I also enjoy bi-weekly high colonics, while sipping white russians in a martini glass. I regularly visit the metro art museum. I have been known to go shirtless just for the effect. I have unsightly body hair and suffer from excessive nocturnal emmisions.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
John Wilks Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Osama Bin Laden, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, and the Virgin Mary (Cause there's nothing better than popping a cherry!)
