1) You know my favorite joke of all time.
2) You understand my Jewish Boy fixation.
3) You know how to pronounce my first name correctly.
4) I've compared hand sizes with you.
5) I mock you alot.
6) You have seen me half naked more than once.
7) I've let you borrow or listen to my ipod.
8) You have made my voicemail message for me.
9) You know who my not-so-secret married man crush is.
10)Know my favorite movie of all time.
11)I don't clean up my room for you when you come over.
12)I call you a "whore", "slut", "ho" on a regular basis.
13)You have seen and heard me rap.
14)You have seen me dance.
15)You have seen me when I dance up against the wall.
16)You know I wear my shades all the time. Even in the movies.
17)You know that i'm very sensitive, and i'm jealous alot.