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myspace.com/ixnxconspiracy"i like grind,so fuck you all........... fuck nu-metal..............fuck off,fuck fuck fuck........now whos turn is it to do tha right thing!
You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You? ..Ay you cunts...........LISTEN to SHIGELLA...........great band from fuckin canberra...........!!!!!!! ALL THE BEST LADS.....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: captain
Birthday: 5/1/77
Birthplace: One of the seven seas........
Current Location: i have no set location.......im a pirate dammit
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing.if im havin a bat.....er
Your Heritage: australian/italian..a certain pom claims turkish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: pirate boots
Your Weakness: naval ships
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: mums........
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: the goal of ultimate highness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: gooooood,high,sweet
Thoughts First Waking Up: dotchaiirrrrrrr
Your Best Physical Feature: er my piratey ugline.......er good looks
Your Bedtime: whenever u want baby
Your Most Missed Memory: um i 4get
Pepsi or Coke: coke.MUST BE
MacDonalds or Burger King: go the king.........GRILLED CHICKEN.MUST BE
Single or Group Dates: whatever u want baby
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: same shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee full stop
Do you Smoke: yes and fuckin heaps
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: if u call squealing like a gutted pig singin.then YES
Do you Shower Daily: i do,but i know a certain someone who doesnt
Have you Been in Love: yes i think so
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: of fucking course i do coz no other cunt will
Do you get Motion Sickness: im a fuckin pirate,whadda u think!
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah after a case and 2 pills
Are you a Health Freak: er
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes they make my journeys challenging
Do you play an Instrument: well i know this instrument that girls play.its like a flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: fuckin oath i have!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: the HSC can answer that for you
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah PAMELA HANDERSON.........
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: whats a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: whats an oreo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: whats sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: haha yeah,i starred in the boy from Oz
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i have dumped,double sometimes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah,in my shower dammit
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes,gold and treasure and women
Ever been Drunk: hahahahaha
Ever been called a Tease: no but ive been called many other things
Ever been Beaten up: im the strongets pirate on the seven seas.....arrrrgh
Ever Shoplifted: if that means stealing treasure and women.then yes
How do you want to Die: in a hail of gunfire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im already a captain.......
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: eh
Height: eh
Weight: eh
Best Clothing Style: pirate
Number of Drugs I have taken: ask the HSC
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: numerous
Number of Tattoos: 2 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuckin none!
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B.C. Rich Warlock
You are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that likes grind and likes to get high.
Your Pirate Name Is...
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