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Mystery Tuff Force

Preferably flexing....

About Me

HOLLA!
What you're witnessing here is the unison of two of the crunkest, most hurting people from the UK. We're talking "more deadly than an enraged Panda" angry here folks.....really hardcore.
They make music, yo, and it's fair to say that it's just about the best ever crafted by human beings. You'll be so scared to press stop on your CD deck that you'll be checking over your shoulders to make sure we're not there wielding an axe or a massive gun or some shit.....we're THAT lethal. So yeah, pretty soon we MIGHT put a tune up for you listen to and be scared from, or alternatively we might just set fire to your house and rape your dog.......... rest assured that both of us are fully trained in hand to hand combat and will mercilessly engage any protaganist in a lethal fashion. Just last week Brother C ruined one poor twats whole face when he cobra struck him (hard and fast) I'm more liable to use my fox-gamma technique yo.....that's some real shit for you right there.
A lot of people ask us "why are you so crunk?" I can't even begin to answer this....it's like we were just chosen for this shit yo.....Brothers united by blood ritual, who both have a taste for demolition and breaking stuff......oh, and making the dopest hip hop the UK will NEVER see (and live to talk about)
The Mystery Tuff Force is here to wreck shop, so get your pants off and show us those scared little arses..........................!!CRUNK!! Feel free to add our banner to your page...spread the crunk!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/2/2006
Band Website: n/a
Band Members: Brother Beatbox (AKA DoughMoneyMan AKA Lt. FuckU) - Beat maker, head splitter and general murderer...

Brother Tack-Bronson (AKA Johnny Do-murders AKA Brice Strangler) - Heat speaker, tough guy and total abolisher of all things non-crunk...

Mr B (AKA The Butcher AKA Madbastad AKA The Enforcer) - Rhyme slayer, dutty biatch magnet and crusher of childrens sweets...
Influences: Hard times and hard people......guns......daggers and blood.
Sounds Like: The scariest, most crunk shit you'll ever be blessed by. A cat howling with it's back legs crushed....Rick Astley on a Gramaphone, an old lady yelling at some toddlers.....shit like that yo.
Record Label: Keep-it-crunk
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

THE LUXURY TUCKING! 63 minutes of diiirt

Yo motherfukkas! The MTF is set to rep HARD....harder than a bear wrapped in foil...harder than 20 ninjas with scooters....as hard as a thug in a buggy. Yes, that's right, the new album is ready for r...
Posted by Mystery Tuff Force on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

Are we for real?

Yo man, this is Johnny Do-murders AKA Tinto Tornbastard reporting once again from Camp Tuff. A lot of hags and bastards be asking us if we're for real, and it got me thinking...maybe we don't portray ...
Posted by Mystery Tuff Force on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST

What's more crunk than the MTF?

Yo man, me again. So yeah, what's more Crunk than the MTF crew?  Not much (for real) apart from the following: 1 - A dog eating some real old meat off a pavement 2 - Some women fighting outside a...
Posted by Mystery Tuff Force on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

We're so gangster yo.

YO! bladdup bladdup, bukkow bukkow.....br brb rbr brrbrr Yeah boyee, that's right, our first blog entry yo.  First off - don't think that just because I'm blogging on myspace that I'm some kind o...
Posted by Mystery Tuff Force on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:21:00 PST