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Mexican Vampire Woman

Time is the Mother and Murderer of All Things

About Me

Her logic was a combination of half-truths and cliches, her worldview a compound of misconceptions deriving from a history of our nation as written from the perspective of a subway tunnel....

If you have one of these items, you need the other one.

I have a picture just like this of my cat.
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This guy lives at my house now:

My Interests



I LOVE Scrubs. No lie.

scrubs bloopers

This one's for my psycho cousin. Seriously. Don't smother your kid.

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Books:



Heroes:

Loose Change 9-11

Mr Show: Show Me Your Weenis!

The Dee Dee Dee Song

Stephen Lynch - Big Fat Friend. A must watch.

Mitch Hedberg's Comedy Central Presents.

Blind Date With a Crack Whore

Blasphemy makes me happy.

Dating & Relationship Advice
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My Blog

Eeeew

I am so glad I don't eat beef, and my kid takes her lunch to school.  This is just naaasty.   DENVER  Several school districts across the metro area are not serving beef this week. Schools ...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST

LOL! Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Chris...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:30:00 PST

Online Shopping...

I am so buying one of these. ...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Meth addicts make great mommies - you know who you are, tweaker.

http://www.bakersfield.com/119/story/226963.htmlInfant dies after meth pipe swab used to clean baby's noseAn 8-month-old boy has died after his mother told police she accidentally wiped his nose with ...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:36:00 PST

The tat I am getting...

So, I decided.  I didn't get tatted yesterday because I still didn't know what I wanted.  I am getting this on my neck this week: Badass, huh?...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

The Friday Five

1. What is your all time favorite book?A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole.2. What is your all time favorite movie?Office Space3. What are you reading right now? A Million Little Pieces by J...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

Fucktards for Jesus

OMG Hahahahaha this is just fucking hilarious. GodTube, the evangelical answer to YouTube, presents BABY GOT BOOK. http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97759aa27a0c99 bff671 Woohoo, I needed a...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

Scary-Ass Movie (evangelical fucktards)

I just saw the most terrifying movie EVER. It's called Jesus Camp. It's a documentary about evangelical Christians and the indoctrination of children.  It's horrifying. The scariest part by far w...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

Crazy Dead Fucktard

Josh Gilchrist (16) slashed his mom to death with a medieval sword before being shot dead by police Published: Jan 28, 2007 .. .. Josh Gilchrist (16)Date: Jan 26, 2007Murder by: StabbingLocation: H...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

This bitch invented being a fucktard

Apparently, according to something Cullen told me today, right after I got back to Colorado, that BITCH told Cullen he should take my daughter and go live with her. So, she not only tried to steal Cul...
Posted by Mexican Vampire Woman on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:30:00 PST