The Absent Minded Professor

About Me

Your Monster Profile
Undead Doctor

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men

You Especially Like to Torment: Republicans

E Edgy
F Furry
R Refined
A Ambivalent
I Influential
N Noisy

You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

My Interests

In the year 2008 I resolve to:
Bury metal objects at the beach that say "Get a Life" on them.

Music:

"Don't Let Me Down"
(Beatles cover)
The Aggrolites

"Take You On A Cruise"
Interpol

"Charmer"
Kings of Leon

"Can't Tell Me Nothin"
(Zach Galifianakis' video)
Kanye West

"Los Infieles"
Aventura

"To Love Somebody"
(Bee Gees cover)
Damien Rice &
Ray Lamontagne

"Juan Loco"
Rodrigo y Gabriela

Dreams
(w/ Peter Murphy
and Trent Reznor)
TV On The Radio

"Read My Mind"
The Killers

Deftones' In Tents City

Gnarls
Barkley
Is Crazy

Click to get down

Movies:

Fight Club, Swingers, Powder, Eternal Sunshine, Cidade de Deus, The Thin Red Line, Office Space, Shichinin no samurai, Habla con Ella, The Thin Red Line, Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python, Full Metal Jacket, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, The Matrix(not the sequels), Quills, American History X, The Deer Hunter, so many more!

"I am Jack's broken heart."

Television:

Oh, the lovely lady lawyers of Law and Order:Southpark, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Sealab 2021, Aquateen Hunger Force (I watch a lot of cartoons), but also Law and Order (original, CI & SVU), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelles Show, The Daily Show, Boston Legal, Real Time with Bill Maher, Discovery Channel, The History Channel, Late Night, Bullshit! and Entourage is so money! If you have an emmy, please stand up.

Vincent D'Onofrio - the master of the mind fuck!

Books:

Lois Lowry's - The Giver

My Blog

Stats:

If you haven't seen it yet, what are you waiting for?!?P.S. - example killings:...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:40:00 PST

Not one for videos...

... but this is fucking classic! ...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:31:00 PST

Feeling Eternal.

I just had my insurance premium increased by $100, yet I can only appreciate when I could touch my toes without bending my knees. "We barely remember who or what came before this precious mo...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

Man-sheep!

Colbert's 'Tip of the Hat:" http://www.ifilm.com/video/2837375 'Scientists have created the world's first human-sheep chimera - which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs. The sheep have 15 ...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Lies my teacher told me...

...about George Washington. Here's the truth: ...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

Wow, Im freakin bored. Here's to not working.

(1) Your gender: senor(2) Straight/gay/bi?: straight (3) Single?: yup(4) Want to be?: yes(5) Your birthday: october 20th... curse of the libra(6) Age you act: Apparently I act way older than I look(7)...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Number one in the hood, G!

CHARLESTOWN, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Two men pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges they created panic by placing electronic light boards that caused a bomb scare Wednesday in Boston. The boards depic...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

Huevo Splash

'For the man who shaves his huevos.''Huevo Splash,' you sexy motherf*%#a'!...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

Roosevelt was wrong.

"We had better learn to doubt our inflated fears before they destroy us. Valid fears have their place; they cue us to danger. False and overdrawn fears only cause hardship. Even concerns about real da...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST

I miss my digital camera.

Hawai'i- Summer '05Pearl HarborWaikiki and HonoluluTurtle Bay- North ShoreWaimea ValleyWaimea FallsTahoe- Summer '05Truckee MarshHigh SierrasHigh Sierra rapidsKeep Tahoe blue.Mammoth- Winter '06M...
Posted by The Absent Minded Professor on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST