Mickey

None of the following is true! My birth was heralded by three guys riding camels. I grew up in a suburb of Xzlocktyock which, as you all know, is the capitol of Mars. Being one of the world's foremost authorities on well known otters of the Carter administration, I was in much demand on the collegiate lecture circuit. After tyring of this, it was easy for me to make the career switch to becoming the most popular steel guitar player on the planet Zxtyresaphlax. I'm better looking than everyone except perhaps someone you probably don't know anyway. I earn millions of dollars and drive only the finest cars. I'm perfectly proportioned for a man of my ideal age and if I think of any other things I'll add them later. Oh yes, I also should mention that I'm really stupid, I was born yesterday and I don't have any girlfriends so when all you pretty young things want to be my "friend" I believe every word you say. This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)