Travis

Well, for starters, I'm not really 7 feet 9 inches tall and I'm not black in case my picture didn't give it away. I'm a pretty good mix of a lot of things. My teeth are British. My penis is asian. My eyes are Adam's Family. I'm all fucked up like that. I like long walks in dark alleys and picking on morbidly obese children at McDonald's. And since people feel it necessary to give me a ration of shit for smoking, I've taken it upon myself to dance in front of people in wheel chairs and wave at amputees. Thats the American way. My home town sucks balls. Its a fucking village full of gangster wannabe-esque Navy guys, back-stabbing crack heads and lifeless drama whores. All of which, I have come to find, I'm clinically allergic to. I did not graduate high school because I did not find it helpful to learn pre-algebra for the fourth year in a rown. So I'm a drop out. Which is better than waisting time because I learned what I wanted to learn. As soon as I dropped out, I got a job, got my GED, started reading philosophy and learned everything I wanted and thought would be useful on my own and at my own pace. I am now residing in Bothell, WA with my best friend and his girlfriend, both of which are bad ass and I'm very lucky to have them as room mates. I am a large press operator at a company called Romac Ind. In a couple weeks, I am starting my education toward taking the real estate test for both my school and the state. After I become an agent, I will spend a couple years with a broker until I get the hang of the paper work and learn a few tricks. Then the flipping of defaulted real estate will commence and I will be fucking loaded to the gills with cold cash. Thats the plan, anyway. I enjoy pretty much everything there is to do in Washington. Drink, smoke and fuck... And, yeah. Thats about it. Although sex has become an annoyance to me. Everyone wants it and will resort to middle school actions to get it if need be. I'm still waiting for a girl to pass me a note that says, "Do you like me? Check one of the boxes." []Yes []No. lol. Fucking pathetic. I could go on and on but if you really want to know how I think and what makes me tick, then read my blogs. I pretty much pour everything that pisses me off or makes me happy in those. And also have a couple stories thrown in there somewhere. But they are not for the feint of heart. I'm a very vocal, high-strung, free speaker and do not hold back on language or offences. So please, enjoy masturbating to my pictures and remember to drop me a line and tell me how it was.