Funeral Bill ~ Buffalo Chapter

About Me

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8-29-06:
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comWELL PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN' WONDERING AND NOT ASKING SO HERE IT IS: I WAS IN A TRAIN ACCIDENT ON AUGUST 1ST 1992 WHICH LEFT ME PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND IN THIS FUCKIN' CHAIR, FUCK IT, LIFE GOES ON, SUICIDE IS NOT AN OPTION. HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED, I WAS 17 AND SATURDAY WAS MY ONLY DAY OFF OF WORK SO ME AND THE BOYS WOULD GRAB A CASE OF BEER AND WALK TO THE FUCKIN' TRACKS AND DRINK TILL WE FELL OVER AND WALKED HOME. WE THOUGHT THAT THESE TRACKS WEREN'T USED BECAUSE WE NEVER SAW A TRAIN ON THEM EVER. I GOT RIPPED AND ENDED UP WALKING UP TO THE TRACKS BACKWARDS LOOKING FOR A BUDDY AND WALKED RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF A FULLY LOADED CONRAIL TRAIN GOING FULL SPEED. WHEN THE MEDI-COPTER GOT TO ME I WAS 15 FEET AWAY FROM THE TRACKS SO THE IMPACT SENT ME FLYING INSTEAD OF PULLING ME UNDER WHICH IS WHAT SAVED MY LIFE. THE HOSPITAL STAFF GAVE ME A COUPLE HOURS TO LIVE BUT THEY CAN'T SEE WHAT IS IN A FUCKERS HEART. AFTER TWO MONTHS OF REHAB AND BAD FOOD I CHECKED MY SELF OUT OF THE HOSPITAL THOUGH I HAD 4 MONTHS LEFT AND TAUGHT MYSELF TO LIVE LIKE THIS. DOCTORS THEN SAID IF I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT I WOULD LIVE 10 YEARS WITH MY CONDITION, FUCK THEM, IT'S BEEN 13 AND I'M STILL HERE, IT ALL GOES BACK TO HEART. I HATE HEARING PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT LIFE, FUCK IT, LIVE IT AND SHUT UP, LIFE IS HARD FOR EVERYBODY, COMPLAINT DEPT. CLOSED. SO NOW YOU KNOW, CHEERS!....This is me and my Bud Brian, Brothers Beyond Forever! (X-Mas 2004 Buffalo)
Me with my band Semblance circa 1994, I stand up with a little help from my friends...
My Daughter and I monkeying around
Faith and I at Gators on the Pass, Mederia Beach, Florida

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, I mostly like to be left alone....unless you have real nice tits.

a picture I took of Zakk doing "In this River" in Ybor":
..Fuckin' Eddie with his ..1:..Here's a picture of Me with Dimebag's longtime girlfriend Rita Haney:..

My Blog

Reverse Racism, KRAMER WAS RIGHT!!!!!

I have been hearing and reading about how the remarks that Michaels Richards (Better known to the world as Kramer on Seinfeld) was racist. HOW CAN THIS BE? Every "Black" movie I have EVER seen shows b...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:20:00 GMT

Only white people are Racist ?!?

White Pride...You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist.You say th...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:20:00 GMT

There's nothing "EVIL" about Tattoos.....

Here's something I found online that makes a lot of sense. The part of the bible that says you can't have tattoos also says that you can't shave your beard or wear clothes made from two dif...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:51:00 GMT

I'm Still recovering from Hurricane MOTORHEAD!!!!

What a fucking week it was..... it started for me on September 28th, 2005. I was at a crew only meeting at Boomerz for the Hellraisers Ball. I ended up talking to Motorheads manager and she...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:43:00 GMT

5 DEATHS IN 10 DAYS, WHAT THE FUCK?

What the fuck?!!! First my buddy Brian up in Buffalo calls me on September 11th to tell me his sister, only 34, drowned in a pool in Arizona. She was the most beautiful person you would ever want to m...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:59:00 GMT

I'm bored, let's do 100 Q&A's.............

1. DO YOU SNORE? Yes, very loud 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I fight with the one I love 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Disco4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Nope, we were too poor5. WHAT DO YOU T...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:07:00 GMT

AC/DC WAS IN SEMINOLE @ BOOMERZ LAST NIGHT!!!

Boomerz night club, Sept. 10th 2005. AC/DC fuckin' crushed the club. OK, it was a cover band named Highway To Hell, but they sounded and looked exactly like AC/DC. They did 3 hours of AC/DC songs and ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 16:25:00 GMT

6 things NEVER to ask your new girlfriend.

1. Could you pick me up at the airport?As noted, the airport annoyance factor is in the red zone. Theres the traffic. Theres the parking. Therere the flight delays. Therere the luggage delays. T...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:28:00 GMT

Sept. 4th: Boomerz Fight Night Part II

Here we go again......September 4th, 2005: Battle of the Bands #3. A great show at a great venue, and another fight. Not as big as last week, but still one to talk about. A guy went up to the balcony ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:03:00 GMT

Cemetery Show, Sept. 2nd. Boomerz...

Wow, what an awesome show. If anybody knows the name os the first band with the crazy ass short drummer let me know. Scars of Life was great, Sudden Death killed, and then...........BOOM!!!! Fuckin' C...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 14:33:00 GMT