haiku.xvi |
It's raining outsideA knight in shining armourRust to the rescue
Empty presciptionAnd the doctor's not on callI'm sick of all this
Posing for photosIn nothing but your stockingsPray your dad won't see...
Posted by ted on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST |
haiku.xv |
Find sexy singles In your area tonight Found dead tomorrow Get down off that cross You can get nailed easier With make-up and heels Took Dances With Wolves As a literal title Got bit in the neck Di...
Posted by ted on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST |
haiku.xiv |
A strangulationExercise in deflationThis is so severeSome babysittersShake infants like maracasBut they don't get paidAfter the murdersWe really couldn't believeRoom still smelled like sexDisposing th...
Posted by ted on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:24:00 PST |
haiku.xiii |
Belated adviceBroken faced pedestrianDon't buck the crosswalkThat deadly sex glareSuck me right into the pagePorn's about the eyesShe wore cowboy hatsAnd she worshiped the devilShould have married her...
Posted by ted on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST |
haiku.xii |
Fucking icecapades Diamonds are a grillz best friend This is how we do Tattoos on your face In the unemployment line Your mom must be proud Look at that cocktail You've nursed it for an hour now Bit...
Posted by ted on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:47:00 PST |
haiku.xi |
Britney Spears' shaved headBest shit of all fucking timeI love this country
High school mega-whoresThey go with all the boys andKiss on the first date
Lets drop the hyphyY'all would be better off crun...
Posted by ted on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST |
haiku.x |
Empty scotch bottle And a burned turkey dinner Black and blue bruises The uncircumcised Waste their time washing a cock That's always ugly Abortion doctor How on Earth did you miss him? Yeah, you kn...
Posted by ted on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST |
haiku.ix |
A little makeupSome heels and a miniskirtRibbon on dogshit
Til death do us partA clear violation of Habeas corpus
Do not raise the deadHold your breath past the graveyardWe dislike zombies
A marionett...
Posted by ted on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST |
haiku.viii |
This is a sample of the first pages of a found haiku project I am currently working on. Wholly original plaintext 5-7-5 jubilee will resume whence I'm tired of this project.
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Posted by ted on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST |
haiku.vii |
A 45 At 33rpm Sounds like molasses Will you stay with me My beautiful amputee Tell me you love me This attention whore Does not just fuck the limelight He gets paid in it Hey Penisnose Man Check ou...
Posted by ted on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:49:00 PST |
