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Bald-Headed Crippler

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About Me


I'm a weird psychotic freak who is addicted to INCUBUS, Bud, Wrestling, and Guitar Hero. Now watch some damn Rage you fool. Add to My Profile | More Videos
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Name: Jason Paul Clements
Birthday: June 11,1980
Birthplace: Franklin, Louisiana
Current Location: Charenton, Louisiana
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald but dirty blonde
Height: 5'8 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French with a little bit of irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers
Your Weakness: Getting kicked in the sack
Your Fears: Burning in HELL
Your Perfect Pizza: meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a woman
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats up
Thoughts First Waking Up: wake and bake
Your Best Physical Feature: my bald head
Your Bedtime: what bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: that girl
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: more than you know
Do you Swear: of course
Do you Sing: only when alone
Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah
Have you Been in Love: Yes and it's incredible while it lasts but sucks when it's over
Do you want to go to College: yes i want to finish college
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: What are you talking about? Everyone knows i'm the man!
Are you a Health Freak: Ha! I do actually try to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Depends
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah they're cool
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar sometimes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what do you consider drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: unfortunately no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never eaten sushi yet
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: once when I was a very young kid
How do you want to Die: with my future wife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and young
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown/green
Favourite Hair Color: auburn/black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'3-5'8
Weight: 100-130
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: probably not enough
Number of CDs I own: a million
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Incubus, various other musicians and bands, the woman I will make happy the rest of my life, the little guy in my head so I can shut him up, and Chuck... I wanna meet Chuck.

Music:

INCUBUS, Rage Against The Machine, Coheed And Cambria, Deftones, 311, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System Of A Down, Disturbed, HIM, Silverchair, Evanescence, Chevelle, Acid Bath, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Bush, Staind, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Three Days Grace, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Breaking Benjamin, Broadmoore, Crossfade, Cold, Led Zepplin, Lacuna Coil, Lionel Richie, Shinedown, Sneak Across The Border, Stone Sour, DJ Tiesto, Boards Of Canada, most rock from the 90's up until today, and many many others too many to listIncubus - Drive(Alive at Red Rocks)
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Movies:

300, Bourne Identity,half baked,fridays,labyrinth,neverending story,blow,pet semetary,stand by me,wizard of oz with pink floyd album, jay and silent bob strike back, and sooo many others too many to list

Television:

charmed,anything wrestling,house,viva la bam,dave chappelle show,miami ink,vhi,comedy central,American Choppers, any motorcycle shows
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Books:

White Fluffy Clouds and From The Murks Of The Sultry Abyss both written by Brandon Boyd of Incubus

Heroes:

not really heroes but most important in my life is my nephew Taylor

My Blog

Tag You're it! Thanks to Jen...

TAG! Thanks Jen... Here's how you play, once you've been tagged. You have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, l...
Posted by Bald-Headed Crippler on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:15:00 PST

My Review Of Incubus - Light Grenades

So I thought about posting my review of Incubus' new album Light Grenades so fuck it i'm gonna do it.  Here we go... QUIKSAND - This song is something totally different from anything heard from I...
Posted by Bald-Headed Crippler on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

Albums & Rants

Ok so here's the deal.  Evanescence has an album The Open Door coming out tomorrow (Oct. 3).  It is so good it rocks.  Be good and go buy it.  Deftones has an album Saturday Night ...
Posted by Bald-Headed Crippler on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

fuck it...

I guess I can rant about shit that pisses me off here.  Sometimes life pisses me off but then I quickly realize I am waaaay better off than a lot of motherfuckers out there.  My job is ...
Posted by Bald-Headed Crippler on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST