I'd like to meet:

The name is Karl Douglas Storms Jr.

I'm a Junior at Legacy High School, in a town nobody knows of. I'm probably the most confusing yet simple person you'll ever meet. If my profile looks weird, it's probably because you're not using firefox.I have a way of making people feel uncomfortable, which I must say I am proud of. Its not as bad this year. I'm pretty honest, but I do lie some times, I won't lie. I'm a teenage kid, so I have problems and opinions like everyone else. I'm pretty loud. I'm gay. I respect your religion, unless its Scientology. What you think I am is probably not what I am, but probably very close. I don't stop believin'.Twitter = www.twitter.com/dougboyfresh follow me and I'll follow you. I love chip and dip. I'm single [and definitely looking.] I know what I want, which isn't always a good thing. I'd like to believe that I'm educated, but you probably know more than I do. Science intrigues me. English is my best subject. I think why more than how. I want to divide by zero. My friends all think I'm ridiculous, and I don't blame them. If I like someone, I really like them. My family is very dysfunctional but whose isn't. I don't always make the right decisions, do the correct methods or say the right things; but I am a good person. I love music, however, it is not my life. I like all kinds of music, however, I'm picky at the same time, as I am with everything-- which sucks believe me. Some people hate me, some love me, and some don't know what to do with me, or want nothing to do with me, and I don't really care-- as cliche as it sounds. I'm a pushover. I love lingo/jargon. When I grow up, I want to be a strong black woman [don'ttakethatliterally]. I love buildings. I bring friends wherever I go, whether its to the vending machines or to Mexico. For ' moral support '. I love old love songs, and I love to sing them more. If I think your good looking, you are probably pretty damn sexy. My best friends will probably tell you they love me, but however they do not mean it [trust me]. I love having meaningful conversations, as well as silly ones! My official catch phrase this year is: "Oh shit naw girl, get yo ass back hur." which, consequently, is very annoying after the hundredth time. My spelling isn't the best, and sometimes my grammar isn't the best either, but I definitely don't texttalk. I love texting though, and I feel horrible if I don't text someone back. [gotta have the last lick.] I love Sonic Slushes, and Slurpies, I could drink them for eternity and would absolutely love them regardless of the multiple brain freezes. The O in Douglas stands for outstanding. Craig Ferguson is my hero, and my dream is to own my own Talk show [which won't happen]. I wish I was a youtube star. I'm online most of the time due to the lack of nothing better to do. I cross my fingers for love. I plan and think too much for my own well being. Medical stuff fascinates me, as well as MythBusters. I think Scrubs + Heroes are probably the best shows ever created. Ever. I love building forts with blankets and pillows, and eating popcorn with too much butter watching chick flicks. If you ask me a question, I usually answer it pretty honest. Their is nothing significant about my ring, other than the fact George Clooney purposed to me with it, <3. I'm not a big beatles fan. Mozilla Firefox rocks my colorful socks. I love to run, not to jog. I know two lines in Espanol [I feel like Peggy Hill from King of The Hill.] I have two older brothers and a little sister, thus, making me the forgotten middle child. [no complaints.] I'm above the influence. My future is very unclear, however I would love to be a soccer mom. Scrabble and Trouble are the best games ever. I love volleyball and badminton. I love rollerblading, regardless of how lame that is. I'm definitely a morning person. If you have a class with me you know who I am, not because I'm cool or because I have classic good looks, its because I'm loud and I never shut up. I love technology. My favorite movies are: Little Miss Sunshine, Transformers, Jumpers, But I'm a Cheerleader, Juno, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I like getting things DONE. I'm looking for love in highschool which isn't the best strategy and is probably not good for me seriously.>. I love to try to draw but I do it so incredibly horrid, its not even funny. My comics are pretty epic. I love colorful colors and I love accents more. I want to visit Ireland one day. I'm tone deaf [seriously.]. I love smiley faces. :] I tend to confuse people which isn't cool. My gaydar is very inaccurate, it always gets mixed between the ones who I think may be gay and the ones I want to be gay. I don't drag. Dr. Pepper tastes like shit but I drink it anyways. I wear longsleves a lot because school is so damn cold. I draw on myself when bored. its okay, i'm mexican. haha. I love watching television. Grey's Anatomy is ahhhmazing. Its hard for me the hold grudges on people, however I manage. I don't like people being mad or upset with me, and instinct tells me to fix it but it ends up worse. I would be a fantastic writer, however I get bored easily. I don't do long distance relationships. Phone sex is funny. I like to sleep in cold temperature so I can wrap myself up in blankets like a cocoon. I want to be famous, however-- it'll never happen. My home phone digits spell out blow. When I die, I want "American Pie" to be booming at my funeral and for everyone to do the disco dance. To be good a math, you must never ask why. I'm still looking for my Knight in Shining Armor. Legally Blonde and Mean Girls are pretty much a good description of me. I do gossip, but usually people come to me to gossip about others. I'm not going to say I'm not self absorbed or that I'm not conceited, because I can be and I think every teenage kid is pretty much like that. I don't think we should label people into groups but that's what makes Highschool so fun. I hate straight guys who think just because someone's gay they have to be in love with them. I don't pay attention or like politics. I don't like people who try to get sympathy through being emo. I'd like to believe I'm a pretty nice guy. When I'm gone, just to have people look back and remember me and start to smile would be good enough for me. I don't like sticky keyboards, and I don't like vulgar guys either. I love to cuddle <3. I do believe that everyone is good in their roots, and that no one is completely evil. Relationships all have fights and arguments but the big difference between people who are meant for each other and those who are not is that one of the two who are destined for each other will stand up and fight for the relationship each and every time it has a dark hour. I love piano music. I don't like cheats and liars. I'm pretty different and unique but then again I do try to fit in at times, so yeah, like I said, I'm a teenager. I don't date girly men, because I am pretty much a girly guy, and I won't change that for you. I like men for being men, not drag queens. I can pretty much figure out any illusions or mind fucks. I should definitely become a radio broadcaster. Half the things I do aren't planned out, I know, it hurts us both. People usually walk all over me. Classic music is love. I have a horrible pronunciation. Mayra and I are going to live in a big casation. I don't read a lot, but if someone recommends/gives me a book I usually finish reading it in one night. I really enjoyed The Perks of Being a Wallflower and To Kill a Mocking Bird. If you love giggling over cheap jokes and lame pick up lines, we're probably soul mates. I think Futurama is pure genius. I only watch television at night, for some reason. I sleep away depression. I hate fall-outs. If you have a problem with me, tell me. I don't play mind games. Javascript is not allowed. I wouldn't mind falling in love with you. I love creativity, and I love Gerard Butler. I might talk too much, and ramble a lot, but it's the best talent I've got. I have siblings. I believe without them my life wouldn't be as near as interesting as its been. I do want a family one day. Love never dies. Pictures don't change, just the people in them do. I love shows and movies that give amazing quotes and background stories. If I had any super power, it'd definitely be time travel. Late night phone calls and camping outside of movie premiers are incredible. Maybe I think too much. I don't know how awful life would be with the absence of color. I'm still unsure of what to do with my life, but I'm getting there. I don't necessarily believe in the supernatural, but I love hearing ghost stories and going to haunted houses. I'm beginning to think this is only the beginning.

If you read this whole About me, I salute you. And Hello, admiral stranger, My name is Karl Douglas Storms Jr. Lets chat some time. :]

"If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like."
-Garden State

"-okay no one can say that this isnt the sweetest pic comment ever. this just made my heart get all warm and fuzzy. i seriously started tearing up. doug you get me in a way no one else does. we can just sit at a table outside and man and chick watch for hours upon hours and not at the least bit get bored. i love you doug. we need and will have to hang out more often. i will take you to "raise the flag" :) i love how you can be so nice sometimes and help me out with all my problems. i dont love how you insist on quizzing me on history just to prove how much i dont know it. i love how we rate the men and you fail on rating the women. i love how i share your same opinion on wierd creepy ugly guys who will keep messaging you. i love how when you try new foods you pretend your on fear factor. i love how you know that you need to wear more jewelry. i love our gray's anatomy talk and how we love the music behind the show. i dont love how you think youre fat. i love how you share your problems with me and i help you out the best i can. i love how you listen to my advice not to text him. i love your taste of movies that i also share. i love your obsession with gerad butler. i love your hair swoosh and cant wait for it to get to the proper length for you to have it again. i love you for wearing your hey hollywood shirt just for me because you know how much i like it. i love how you always wear two shirts and how you dont know how your aunt broke her leg 9 times and her ankle in half. i love all the little facts you know such as how catholics dont believe in birth control. i love how comfortable with yourself you are, well sometimes. i love how we plans things but never do them (that will change). i love how im going to plan a gilmore girl marathon and we will watch as many as we possibly can. i love how you wish you had logo. i love how we both dont talk much in car rides and just look out the window and think. i dont love how you wont tell me what you were thinking. i love how youre going to be in yearbook next year. i love how your so relaxed with me and just put your legs on me and let me play with your hair. i love how you giggle at my laugh and how you touch my nose all cute like. i miss our ipc class and our talks. i love how we both text lightening fast and you use both hands and i only use one. i love how you have to explain certain sexual things to me because im so "innocent". i love how we both learned how to spell definitely at the same time and how you use correct grammer and spelling. i love how you use smiley faces and how you understand they are necessary in texts. i love how certain situations make us tear up. i love how you must be the "sub" one. i love how you never like anyone im dating or talking to because i could do better. i love how you know im a creature of habit and will always be. i love how one day you will have your own raido show and i will be a special guest and have an ask ashley segment. i love how i used to turn you striaght with my boobs. i love how you will walk to my house even though its quite a long way away which i found out today. i love how in some qualities im just like your mom. i love how you wont let me put my head on your shoulder. i love how you always want to wear that jacket of mine but i will never let you because you tore it. i dont love how you dont realize your good looks but love how your not vain as you so very could be. i love how we can just talk about nothing but talk about everything. i love you my sexy gay boyfriend and thats that. "
-Ashley the Magnificent.

R.I.P. Rock "Rocky" Star
Died: November 11th, 2008
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