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shhh, eh?

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About Me

i'm not shy about eating the last pickle, because i do what i want. it doesn't take much to make me happy. it takes a lot to make me happy. i hate singing for people but i can't ever stop singing. there's always a song in my head, heart, pants, and shoes. people that think freely make me warm inside. emma tells me i am a swell catch. my mom tells me that i'm weird. liz tells me i'm nice. claire tells me i'm pretty. i like hugs.I hate pancakes so don't eat them

My Interests

watching the femmes pop out the babies and then taking care of them...trolley musuem what

I'd like to meet:

my drug dealer's drug dealer

Music:

KIVA MOCHA 4 life...and ben snide

Movies:

DEAD ALIVE, whale rider...but only when watched 6xs in a row w/ the shit, la bamba, drop dead gorgeous

Television:

I don't really watch television, but I have this strange habit of catching only the finale episodes of cheesy reality tv shows. I have seen only the finale episodes of all of the apprentices, half of the survivors and most American Idols, but no real episodes of the show...boo

Books:

that coffee table book that is a coffee table.

Heroes:

uncle ben, colonel mustard, lady marmalade, mr. coffee & mr. tea.