Maria aka Clubgirl1976x

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Its all about the fun! Life is too short... and its all about the people you love... (friends and family) FYI: my peference is well endowed men, cute, young and fun ages 19-39.
My score on The Size Queen Test :
Good For Size
(You Rode The Big One! You're 21% Ultimate Size-Queen and 20 Compatible with a sensitive well-hung man!!)
You might like big penises a littttttle too much, but you'd still be a great lover for a large man.[If you strongly agree or disagree with your result, have any extra questions for or about the test, or just want to chat, please message me and I guarantee a reply]
Link: The Size Queen Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
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About me: Well, I am a very independent women. I don..t like macho men or players. I like to be treated like a lady. I have two sides to me... the fun crazy party girl side when I..m out with all my friends at the club and the more serious side in every day life. I like a guy with a sense of humor and who is easy going. I consider myself to be a well rounded person. I like to go to plays, musicals, shows, clubs, movies, (pretty much anything interesting and fun). I don..t speak spanish although someday I would love to learn. Anyway, that..s a little bit about me...
So are there any cute latinos in the bay area, CA??
Please have a pic available!
FOR PICS GO HERE:
http://photos.yahoo.com/clubgirl1976x
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?