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WaWe

I need a Monster!

About Me

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My Interests

Your mom! Hanging out with my boys. Listening to music. Hanging out with your mom!

I'd like to meet:

Max Cavalera, Jessica Alba, Your Mom...again, (your name here), Vida Guerra, Dave Chappelle, Jason Newsted, Ashley Simpson...twice!, Gwen Stefani, Corey muthafuckin Taylor, Jesus, Dane Cook, IN FLAMES!

Music:

Metallica, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Hatebreed, Sepultura, Soulfly, Poison the Well, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Unearth, Trivium, Of The Fallen, Lamb of God, Slipknot, Himsa, All That Remains, Deftones, Shadows Fall, Cold, Fear Factory, Soilwork, The Haunted, God Forbid, Nothingface, Chimaira, 2 Pac, Ill Nino, Still Remains, Nailbomb!! Bowel Movement (favorite gore metal band of all time!) Oh and your band sux!!

Movies:

There's something about Jack vol. 1 - 30, Latinas Gone Wild, Chicas Gorditas, Barrio Bitches Part 2, A Night in Paris(the three minute version...thats all I need), Gremlins.

Television:

Da O.C. Bitch!!!, The Simpsons, Bones, Sopranos suck!, American Idol Sucks!, on a positive note...You suck!

Books:

Butt-man, Hustler, Celebrity, Swank, Hot Buns, Volomptuous, Over 40, Over 50, Hot Grandmas, Curious George, Huckleberry Finn.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Jack Napier, Mandingo, Byron Long, Enrique Long, Jared Kunz, Mongo Chavez, Whack ass Tyson, Ian Conrad the crazy cracker! Sagehollow Pimp Crew Forever!