joe

I'm looking for "one of the guys" to be more than a guy.Hi, I'm just your typical college dude who likes spending time with the bros but is still looking for someone to fill some of that leftover time with making out and talking about feelings or whatever.I've got to admit something though: I suck at relationships. I've given up on them. I haven't given up on friends yet though, so here's the deal: You need to be a tomboy of sorts.Most of the time you'll need to make sure to disguise your femininity. Baseball caps are a great way to hide unsightly flowing golden locks, and loose jeans should give you that intriguing day laborer look. I just can't look at you and immediately think "woman" or things will get weird. Also, please don't have especially large breasts as anything larger than a B cup doesn't tape down well.You get some side benefits out of the deal too: Leg hair is not only allowed but encouraged. I want to be your equal. You'll never catch me sulking because you beat me in beer pong or have a bigger... vocabulary.