Bonjour, when I was younger I had to wear leg braces like Forest Gump because my legs pointed the wrong way... but no one made a movie about me. I have a pretty out of control cousin who used to stripdance in his neighboors windows while rapping Eminem for kicks, he was 8 at the time... but no one appreciated that much either. I grew up in Monkey Town, New Brusnswick, where Dieppe Bangs, colt 45's, speedo's, karaoke, Petro Points, Team Canada Naked Runners, getting shittered and dressing up like an asshole to see how many people we could offend was the cool thing to do. Wait just a minute, it still fucking is! Love all my freinds from home like familly! I have a huge attraction to zebra print and 80's hair metal bands. They're timeless geniuses! I'm your typical east coast kid: part french, part musician, part skater, part artist, part hippie, part alcoholic... hey, my dad, the notorious Pierre Francois aka PG, introduced my brother and I to Colt 45 (in the 6 pack variety!... wow) at our familly get together in '97. Badass! Like most other Moncton peeps I moved away because it's a big floppy donkey dick. I'm studying acting in vancouver for one more year then I'm going to build myself a cabin on a tropical island where I'll do free shows for the local monkey and panther village in exchange for coconuts.
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