Can't believe that actually i can read this !! |
i Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the lt... Posted by sprsam007 on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:49:00 PST |
Damn Sam.......some good shit here......... |
I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wa... Posted by sprsam007 on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:37:00 PST |
The Penis wanna rais !! |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:* I do physical labor.* I work at great depths.* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.* I do not get weekends or holidays of... Posted by sprsam007 on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:29:00 PST |
I wanna know you .. |
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 33 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sw... Posted by sprsam007 on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Girlfriend Application |
1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Birthday:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a crush on me?3. Would you kiss me?4. ...with tongue?5. Would you enjoy it?6. Would you eve... Posted by sprsam007 on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:40:00 PST |
what a kiss mean |
Body: *Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"... Posted by sprsam007 on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST |