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amanda von cobra

i'd rather not

About Me

is "juggy" an adjective? am i using that correctly?

i have been or currently am all or some of the things below:

music journalist, private investigator, casting assistant for the train-wreck tv show "cheaters", sports blogger, guitarist or singer for the very very dangerous cobras/the plungers/les vicious itches, popcorn specialist, record store clerk, miss junior watermelon of cordele, georgia 1992, booking agent, band manager, person who falls asleep on the couch in the studio then wakes up and yells out "more snare"

READ MY BLOG OR ELSE YOUR BABIES WILL BE BORN WITH AN OBSESSIVE FETISH REGARDING RIP TORN. Hey man, I didn't make the rules:

YOU Go Live in Utah!

Also, a framed Eddie Money picture that hangs above my couch is trying to kill me. There have been three unsuccessful assassination attempts so far.

My Interests

not a professional but a highly-ranked amateur

I'd like to meet:

Robert Mitchum. That's it. Just Robert Mitchum.

Music:

Elvis Presley, Rolling Stones, Faces, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Jesus and Mary Chain, Dwight Yoakum, CSS, The Church, The Chills, House of Love, The Chameleons, Fleetwood Mac, Kanye West, the Trucks Trucks Trucks Trucks band, Death From Above 1979, Ariel Pink, WINGS, Octopus Project, The Bolshoi, Comsat Angels, Bruce Springsteen, The Smiths, Suede, The Dogs, Bauhaus, Noir Desir, Kinky, Killing Joke, Lords of the New Church, Adam and the Antz, Black Heart Procession, Southern Death Cult/Death Cult/The Cult, Heartbreakers of both Petty and Thunders varieties

Movies:

Night of the Hunter, City of Lost Children, CQ, Vice Guide to Travel, Some Like It Hot, A Streetcar Named Desire, Buffalo '66, Metropolis, Parisian Love, Repulsion

Television:

old footage of old things like the hindenburg which some people refer to as the "titanic of the sky". top gear. and the mighty boosh. also, football and basketball.

Books:

fitzgeralds, pamphlets, flyers, wrappers

Heroes:

count duckula or scott backula

My Blog

stop me if i get too

i've noticed a very worrisome trend in my life.  and i must apologize for it.  i also want to ask you for your help with this new affliction.  i try not to get all tina yothers but some...
Posted by amanda von cobra on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:33:00 PST

things and people that my birth killed

john lennon and darby crash died the day i was born.  razzle from hanoi rocks died on my fifth birthday.  dimebag darrell died on my twenty-fourth birthday.  and now i find out that the...
Posted by amanda von cobra on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST

i've decided being a gourmand is my calling in life

since my return to texas after a slightly longer than expected trip to rainy old england, i have decided to become a "foodie" in lieu of developing a dehibilitating drug habit or anything else that wo...
Posted by amanda von cobra on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:55:00 PST