i have been or currently am all or some of the things below:
music journalist, private investigator, casting assistant for the train-wreck tv show "cheaters", sports blogger, guitarist or singer for the very very dangerous cobras/the plungers/les vicious itches, popcorn specialist, record store clerk, miss junior watermelon of cordele, georgia 1992, booking agent, band manager, person who falls asleep on the couch in the studio then wakes up and yells out "more snare"
READ MY BLOG OR ELSE YOUR BABIES WILL BE BORN WITH AN OBSESSIVE FETISH REGARDING RIP TORN. Hey man, I didn't make the rules:
YOU Go Live in Utah!
Also, a framed Eddie Money picture that hangs above my couch is trying to kill me. There have been three unsuccessful assassination attempts so far.