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ty murray/trace adkins an more/If you love dip this is the place for you and if you don't then screw youREDNECK'S TOP 45 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DIPPER 1. You know cool words like "fatty", "spitter", "lipper", “gagger", and “gonger" 2.You stay up at night thinking of new words related to dipping. 3. The term "The Big Dipper" has no astronomical meaning to you at all. 4. You trim your fingernails in a specific manner to better facilitate the opening of a can. 6. Your dip collection is the pride of your dorm room. 7. You have a log of dip in your fridge at this instant. 8. You once made a girl cry for spilling your can of dip. 9. You once hooked up with a girl, only to comment to your friends how much her breath mints made her taste like Spearmint Skoal. 10. Once, after a friend poured his heart out to you about why his life sucked, you replied with: "That sucks. . . . .Wanna dip?" and it made him feel better. 11. More than once, you've gone hungry in order to have money for more dip. 12. You answer the question "Got any dip?" with the question "Am I Breathing?" 13. You have knowingly watched a girl you didn't know drink your spitter, only to laugh as she puked in the sink. 14. You have dipped a half a can at one time. 15. You've spilled a can of dip on the ground, but took a pinch off the pile before admitting the can had been lost. 16. You can pack a can to the tune of most rap beats. 17. You have engaged in masturbatory exercises while dipping. 18. You once sent an email to a buddy that consisted only of the word "dip" repeated over and over. 19. The afore-mentioned email meant a lot to your friend. 20. You cried when you thought you were giving up dip forever. 21. You once tried to quit and almost made it 72 hours without a dip. 22. Your ideal death would be "Death by Nicotine". 23. No matter how much you've done it,a hat Contact Tables href="http://www.RednekTv.com/myspace/index.html"

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mostly country an some rock/Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I need it, not just to keep up with the neighbors. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your butt whipped .. by our women. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for -- bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. That's right. Whiskey is only seven bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you pay for one drink at the airport. 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice! 11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year. 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive pickups, trucks and tractors because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too -- and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop. 15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 70, 80, & 90 go East & West; Interstates 29, 65, 35 & 55 go North & South. Pick one and use it accordingly. 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church. 17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Understand the concept? 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks the fish. 19. That Highway Patrol Officer who just pulled you over for driving like an idiot .. his name is "Sir"... no matter how old he is. Now please, enjoy your visit. Just don't overdo your stay, we have corn to plant

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Movies:

jackass,joe dirt,larry the cable guy health inseptor,cowboy up,dukes of hazzards an more

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Television:

over haulin,mtv,pbr,gac

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Reasons why Rednecks Rule!... 1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road. 2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.! 3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town! 4. They can spit with absolute accuracy. 5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home. 6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal. 7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for. 8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos. 9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair. 10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family

Heroes:

friends and family and all the bull riders and r soliders,Chris LeDoux, Dale Earnhardt