Riley

i walk dogs. sometimes i look at myself and think "i have a masters for this?" sometimes i ride my bike and wrestle pups in the park and laugh at people wearing boring shoes.I like to smoke. I like to drink. I like to loiter. I like riding my bike. i like to shout insults at my roommates from the bridge. I like that moment at a show when everyone is sweaty and insane and embarrassed to look each other in the eye but has to do it anyway, just to make sure someone else is feeling it too.I write some things. Among them are plays and fiction and badly-drawn comics and porn. i play some instruments, either secretly alone or in the rude mechanical orchestra. i am learning not to be afraid of dressing up.i would rather be shot than dance, though i recently learned that my punk dance is in fact a dance.I'm against prisons, and I will no longer answer the question "what will we do with the murderers?" I talk very very fast, and I jump up and down and wag my tail when I'm happpy.Sometimes punk rock makes me cry. I'm real funny because I failed high school math and thought it was better to be the funny kid than the dumb kid. I used to be a girl, which is why I'm so awesome now.