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I have just retired from the retarded porn industry.(financial dispute over rights to 'hump my stump 4.') Im hoping to go into music with a new boy band, amputeens. It will consist of myself on bass, Heather Mills McCartney on synthesizer & catering, Jade Goody's mother on Vocals and Long John Silver on lead guitar. Im hoping to go to uni next year to do law. This is in stark contrast to my aspiration to join the RAF I know. Would be lovely to study in London however, as previously stated, the financial dispute over rights to 'hump my stump 4' may not permit me to follow the London dream. Currently working and been a bum. Please feel free to add me, even if your a complete random...Myspace Layouts

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Is fit? Does anybody know how to stop getting those freaking E-mails everytime something happens on myspace!? They are soooo annoying.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:09:00 GMT