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Maxwell Drake

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About Me


Hello. My name is Maxwell Drake. I value humor, creativity, and individuality. I avoid unnecessary drama in life. I try my best to have a positive impact among the people I meet and the world at large. I have nice teeth, am good with kids and animals, and when I fart it smells like roses. Ok, some of that stuff was a stretch.When it comes right down to it I'm just a down to earth guy who is trying his best to offend the radical political right-wing, and over come his phobia of religious zealots.As far as my career goes, I do concepting and design work for film, televison and the themed entertainment industries (thats right, I design theme parks). You can see examples of some of my professional work on my myspace film page: http://www.myspace.com/maxwelldrakedesigns

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in striking up friendships and professional networking. Tell me about who you are. Having a list of ten thousand myspace "friends" doesn't mean much if you really don't know them, so drop me a line. I'll talk to almost anyone. Just one thing... please no hate mail or religious dogma...


My Blog

My thoughts on The Loch Ness Monster

I've been to the Loch and even skinny dipped in it's icy waters after one too many pints of Guiness. While there truly was a monster loose in the waters that night, The Loch Ness Monster of legend is ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:13:00 GMT

The shameful world of Forensic Arts & Reconstruction (what CSI doesnt tell you)

It is expected that TV shows and police dramas romanticize the world of crime solving and forensic art, but the facts of the world of forensic art are sad indeed. You see when it comes to using talent...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:00:00 GMT

Thoughts on Bigfoot and the Mystery of Sasquatch

Among my personal interests is an avid love of anthropology. I've studied it extensively in my personal pursuits, college and even designed entire exhibits in museums devoted to evolution and the diff...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:59:00 GMT

Lights... Camera... ZOMBIES

Howdy everybody. I'll soon be flying out to Chicago and doing special makeup effects for a zombie feature film. Gosh, it seems like you can hardly sneeze without knocking over the crew for a zomb...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT

On Flying Saucers & Alien Abduction

I thought I'd take a moment and post a bit on a very popular element in our culture and the paranormal. Today I'll talk about extraterrestrial visitors and alien abduction. Here are my thoughts. There...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:39:00 GMT

On Psychic Mediums & Spiritualism

I've done loads of research into various forms of phenomenon. I will begin my first blog on these matters by discussing Spiritualism, and even more specifically, psychic mediums.I truly believe that m...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:46:00 GMT

The Dangerous Garden (poem)

I dance in a dangerous gardenit's roses ripe with poisonous thornsand if I dance too heavilythe dance slows to the march of those that mournBut still I'll dance(I wrote this during a time period when...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:08:00 GMT

Little Miss Perfect (lyrics)

She's a beautiful girl. A lovely girl The type you'd like to know A pretty face that doesn't show... ...that she's fallen She's fallen She's fallen so hard Will she ever get up? Will she e...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:44:00 GMT

God's Parents (for the record)

God's parents... they disapprove. They'd like to extend an apology to you. His flowers were fun, his stars were great but his wars really suck, and death makes them irate. This wasn't their i...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:02:00 GMT

Freaky, Subversive Goodies Fur'ya (The Unholy Three)

Ok. Here's the deal. I hate noisy websites, so I'm about to deliver some nice quiet entertainment that you can watch at work without piss'n off your boss. Hurry, hurry, HURRY and come on in rubes. I'l...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:57:00 GMT