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I'm Matt Rose. but you know that. If you didn't know that, or me, you could possibly describe me thus:

Debonair
Quixotical
Ostentatious
Modest.
Or more realistcally:
Sarcastic
Arrogant
Cynical
Pedantic
WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY:
*Georgia
*Driving Lamborghinis around airfields at 140mph
*Pirates
*Finding that perfect local bar, far, far away.
*Technology
*Telling HIGHLY offensive jokes
WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY:
*Jo Whiley
*Cling film boxes that disintegrate when you touch them. GRR.
*When people say 'Pleece' instead of 'Police'
*The bird in next door's garden that for 22 hours a day makes noises like a screaming piglet. AAAAARGGH!
*Laziness
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My Interests

Georgia , travelling, looking out of the window, correcting people's grammar or spelling, driving my car, getting air rage, working.

I'd like to meet:

In no Particular order:
Guy Fawkes, Adolph Hitler, Martin Schanche, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, John Terry, Jeremy Clarkson, Jose Mourinho, Richard Branson, Charlie Chaplin, Pol Pot, Dr Livingstone, Robert Hooke, BARRY SCOTT (From Cillit Bang), Rowan Akinson, Henry VIII, Samuel Johnson, Josef Stalin, Peter Griffin...

Music:

Well i like evvryfin, espeshilly r 'n' b.

In my CD Changer:
*The (ahem) Maccabees
*Inme
*Mr Oizo
*Regina Spektor
*Sigur Ros
*The Killers

Movies:

Anchorman, Swingers, Made, Dodgeball, Domino, Amelie, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Bad Santa, Big Fish, The Island, Desperado, Donnie Darko, Kill Bill, Memento, Minority Report, Ocean's Eleven (George Clooney version), Pirates of the Caribbean, Resevoir Dogs, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Spinal Tap, Team America: World Police, Trees Lounge, Vanilla Sky, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers...

Television:

***THE MIGHTY BOOSH***, Nathan Barley, BrassEye, QI, Blackadder, Curb your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, Monkey Dust, anything Michael Palin (After Monty Python), Ray Mears, Anything Armando Ianucci, oh and TOP GEAR of couse!

Books:

Samuel Johnson's Dictionary, Bumper Book of Sick Jokes, Pirates! series by Gideon Defoe

Heroes:

John Terry, Martin Schanche. That's about it...

My Blog

A couple of things...

A couple of things..... Firstly, Photos (finally) of my new car, the Westfield in my pictures. Anyone want a ride? ;) Secondly, apparently my Essex accent makes people not understand wha...
Posted by Matt Rose on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

How not to suck at MySpace

I extend my thanks to the website i've robbed this from. I almost couldn't have put it better myself. How to not suck at MySpace Don't use insane colors that people can't read without burning their...
Posted by Matt Rose on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

For Uncle Burrell

feet.stuck.to.floor.¹ failed.life.ambition. you.better.appreciate.that.uncle.burrell.² 1.nearly had to leave my plimmies there! 2.still, thanks for the Bollinger ...
Posted by Matt Rose on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

500.

500 profile views...
Posted by Matt Rose on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

Questions to be asked...

Questions arising after a day's Christmas Shopping. 1. Why does no-one hold in stock size 10 trainers? I would thought that would be the most common size. 2. Why am I offered size 9 or 11 as a...
Posted by Matt Rose on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

1005 miles/Glad I'm not normal

So. You've got 4 Days off. You're exhausted from the 87 Hour working week (and other escapades) [title of my autobiogrpahy, me thinks]. Sorry, digressing. I'll start again. So. You've got 4 days ...
Posted by Matt Rose on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

The 87 hour working week...

What have I learnt this week? That getting 2 trucks, a car and a long wheelbase van into central London on a Monday morning when the tubes aren't working is a nightmare. That Vinopolis is a terri...
Posted by Matt Rose on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

300 views

The site has just tipped over 300 profile views. I'm quite pleased with that....
Posted by Matt Rose on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Holiday? What holiday?

Wow. Three Days off, and if you include the weekend, that makes 5! I don't know what to do with myself. I've already managed to get my haircut by a professional, (rather than by myself), pop...
Posted by Matt Rose on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

Inme in cambridge...

Went to see Inme last night... ...I was on the guest list thanks to Gary & Simon. They were really, really good live. A sharp, crisp sound, with great timing (and they actually sou...
Posted by Matt Rose on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST