~ I'm Elizabeth .
~ I know too many people named Emily.
~ My sister has abandoned me for Australia but now David and I have an excuse to go over there lots :)
~ Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business - Tom Robbins
~ I have Pretty great hair.
~ Sarcasm is a way of life for me.
~ I like cheesy music, so?
~ Philosophy and religion hurt my tiny little brain.
~ I work at Vue in Pilsworth, it's meh. There are however some pretty cool people. Oui :)
~ I have a Blue Saxo which I love. It does, however, have a big injury in the side of it :(
~ I have four tattoos which are almost better than sex.
~ I'm scared to watch Horror films on my own.
~ I'm scared of strangers' dogs.
~ Alcohol is a dear friend of mine.
~ I like to take photos of myself.
~ I love my friends but then everyone does so thats nothing new really is it?
~ "I love Halloween" = I like to dress like a slut.
~ I Love Christmas time, it calms me.
~ I like my dreams, they're really random.
~ I Like Love Jill.
Jack and Jill have just got married.
Jack takes off his trousers and says to Jill,
"Try these on"
"They're way too big", Jill replies.
"Exactly", says Jack, "I wear the trousers in this relationship.
"oh", says Jill.
So she takes off her knickers and says to jack,
"Try these on, sweetheart"
"I'll never get into those", laughs Jack.
"Precisely", Jill replies, "and unless you change your attitude, you never will"
