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Austin SWM

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

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You Are 84% Cynical
You're cynicism borders on paranoia. Worry less. You're out to get the world as much as it's out to get you.
How Cynical Are You?


You Are: 30% Dog, 70% Cat
You and cats have a lot in common.
You're both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude.
However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out! Are You More Cat or Dog?


You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?


You Are 88% BrutallyHonest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?


You Are 4% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?


You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Betty Crocker in the kitchen, June Cleaver around the house, and in the bedroom . . . just kidding – just kidding – I just may have a sense of humor.

Looking for someone who will never take me to the Jerry Springer show to reveal a “secret”, have us end up on Judge Judy or that being around is like being in an episode of the X Files or Cops.

But, seriously, I’m looking for someone to go out with and to kick back with. Starting with friendship and after that perhaps leading to a more meaningful monogamous and honest relationship. Someone that can be a best friend, life partner and lover all rolled into one.

But new friends, someone to go out with or date casually wouldn't be bad either!

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