Drinking
smoking
dancing
parties
cooking
convincing myself there is more vital things to do than study e.g. cook food, play solitaire on my ipod
procrastinating in general really
sleeping in
dying my hair
taking my camera everywhere
having a fag before bed
having a fag first thing in the morning
chatting to strangers in the launderette at midnight and then becoming really good friends with them. no jokes.
making 'to-do' lists
imitating chickens
falling asleep and missing the end of films
food-shopping
researching the events of the previous night
waking up with random cuts and bruises
waking up with vikings
thinking about going to exercise classes
stupidly volunteering to do presentations
thinking about how cool i would be if i was in the adrenaline society
anticipating the next payday from the day after the day
i get paid
looking forward to the next loan
being busy all the time, serious.
desperately trying to improve my credit rating
being on first name terms with the staff in the kebab shop
shamelessly attempting to seduce sam riley lookalikes
eating curry with my bare hands cos im too hungry to wait for a knife and fork
Some shit thats been said which has somehow amused me...
Me: "Excuse me.. excuse me.. please please can I have a chip, just one please."
Random guy: "Sure, here you go."
Me: "Mmm Wow that was so nice oh thank you so much."
Random guy: "Err you alright love?"
Me: "Well no I'm homeless I haven't eaten for four days I'm so hungry can I have another chip and a bite of your burger?"
Random guy: "Oh no, you better have the whole meal mate. (Puts food down in front of me). I'm only doing this cos God would be dead proud of me."
yum yum yum yum
Ayla: I've decided I'm going to sort my life out on Monday. (Said every week)
Torie: If someone asked me if I wanted guacemole, id say whats that? If someone asked me if I wanted guacemolEY (pronounced properly) , id say ''no thanks!'' haha.
(Me Sian and Millie realise we cannot afford this taxi. we knew that anyway)
Me: Right is there an organisation or something we can be referred to or can we do an IOU?
Taxi driver: No. the Police!
Me: Right okay dont worry why don't we go and ask our good friend Jeffrey for some money, our friend Jeffrey inside !
(total imaginary friend haha)
Sian (on entry to a gay bar): Do you think I'll be able to get fags in here? haha
sian: *sigh* do you think we'll ever really be cool?
kylie: oh i dunno, i think we are cool! in fact, i was just saying to millie the other day about how much cooler we have all got.
luke: sorry i wasnt really listening, i was just imagining you dressed in leather.
me: im not dressing up as a goth for you luke
sian: when i get home from a night out with you, i feel like ive pulled
me: aww thanks mate thats really sweet
sian: what? mate no thats what someone said to me before like.
sian: i want it to be one of those nights when we go up
to random people and just chat to them about really random stuff and make up random little lies... like you know when ant told you he was a tattoist to try to get to 'tattoo' your bum?
me: what you mean like pretend to be french or what? or like the jeffrey thing with the taxi driver ?
sian: no mate i mean like pretending you used to have an obsessive eating disorder.. i told someone that once when i was stealing ham from their fridge!
'hello my love' (me phoning who i thought was sian but actually turned out to be her dad!)
me getting arsey: there's an NCP (carpark) round the corner if your up for it love.
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