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the jizztastic mistress mekare

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About Me

ummmmmmmmmm stuff. cheese! i be a random little bunny. im strange and short and my hair is soooooooo much better than yours. It keeps changing, but always has purple and it rocks!Anyways im 20, with random hair, am TAKEN by michael who is really sexy and makes me jizz lol, im at the university of lincoln studying forensic science (which for any ignorant retarded ****s is nothing like CSI or any of those other crappy programmes). I want to eventually go into either forensic pathology or forensic entomology. I have 2 dogs; a boxer called Layla, and an akita x basenji called Mika. When i move to a bigger house i intend on getting a guinea pig and called him MR SQUIGGLES!....anywho....sucks to be you and nobody cares! i have many many many names, which i probably will forget most of but, here we go, Briony, Brimmy, Bri, Bru, Bra, Sir Bra Of Pornage, Santa, Smausage, Mistress Mekare, Queen Of The Damned, Missus Dead, Dead, Deadridinghood, Deadykins Internet Moth Lord, the sandwich queen.... and so on.
warning: moles are becoming infertile and the male fish are having sex changes.look its me: http://www.faceparty.com/deadridinghood http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=deadridinghood
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My Interests

sex!!! um....corpses....i dunno, stuff.... music, hanging out with mates, forensic science, medical science type stuff, first aid - paramedic related stuff, drinking, going to gigs etc etc

I'd like to meet:

kate beckinsale

....so i can tie her up and rape her....same goes for kiera knighty

Angela gossow

charlize theron

robert flynn

jonny depp


...and so on...actually there is lots of people i want to do that to, so basically anyone who i think is hot!

Music:

i wont list all my favourite bands, but i like black metal, death metal, thrash metal and lots of other random stuff

Movies:

Blade, Blade2, Blade3,X Men, X Men 2, Alien Vs Predator, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Lost Boys, The Nightmare Before XMas, Jungle Book, Monsters Inc, Halloween, Freddy Vs Jason

Television:

Bodger And Badger!, Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, Will And Grace, Dead ringers, American Dad.

Books:

erm...any of Anne Rice's vampire chronicles

Heroes:

i dont have heroes, im too cool :P, but these people rock:

My Blog

life isnt worth the effort

its true - life really isnt worth the effort.you think youve worked it all out, got a plan sorted and everything, then summit fucks it up.yep. i hate everything.thats it really, life sucks...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

the new trend amongst chavs is to get your dog TATTOOED!

the new trend amongst chavs is to get your dog TATTOOED!most of them get it done at proper tattooists so they feel everything, and they are highly likely to get INK PO...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:12:00 PST

2007

hey, im bored so i thought i would write another crappy blog lol.I should probably do some of my uni work but it can wait til after christmas :)oooo christmas, cant wait for presents lol, well and for...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

my 20th

yes im 20...im..........old. lol. Bloody teenagers and what not. Anyways thanks to everyone that came out for my birthday, it was a mint night, love you all for it.I spent the last few days trying to ...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST

the NHS sucks

right so i pulled a ligament in my knee a week ago. Fair enough it didnt hurt much tues - i just thought it was my HMS. But it gradually got worse so on friday i decided to go to A&E since i couldnt g...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

download 2007!

well finally its here...my download blog! - decided not to hang about for other people messing on with their pictures, i have enough random ones on my own i guesswell we set off in my beloved Timmy, a...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

some people are just cunts

seriously...why do i bother having these so called "mates"? All they do is insult, embarrass or ignore me! honestly! am i that bad a person? well tell you what, i dont give a fuck right now, if you wa...
Posted by the jizztastic mistress mekare on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:53:00 PST