I'll show you who's rock 'n roll
'Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.
It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.'
The Lads.You have made my school life.Thank you.
Few did it better.
'I wish you couldn't figure me out,
But you always wanna know what I was about.
I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset,
I wish you'd never forget the look on my face when we first met.'
Id like to meet anyone that wants that^.The nicest thing?
My names Fer Jones and Im a cunt.I like it grimey.
Im about to travel the world.Its all about new faces,places,and experiences.Things Ive never seen or done.Cant fucking wait.
I was born in South Africa (which is not in fucking Australia)at a young age.Despite this I am not black.Although I must have black ancestors with the hair I have.And the fact that I am gangster as fuck.
I get bored really easily.And do stupid stuff like go swim in the sea.Or nick signs.Or rugby tackle massive phones.Or start breakdancing.Or nearly get arrested.Dangerous but fun.I like the words CUNT,MERCHED,CHAPSTICK,TINKER and SENSUAL.All for different reasons.Im proper saracastic.
I love all types of music,cliche,but mean it.I couldnt really give a fuck what Im supposed to like.Tell me to listen to something.And Ill listen.Im not going to sit here.And say I have the best taste im music.Cos I blates dont.
I love Brighton and London.Best times in these places.Mate, when you wake up with CUNT written across your chest.After losing your shirt.In a warehouse rave.In London.You have had a good time.I live in a shithole and cant wait to get out of here and move to London.Then New York mate.
Where did you get so cool?
I dont think I can be defined.What group would you put me in?I like spontanaiety and randomness.It makes me laugh.
I cant stand boring people.Anything else.People who describe themself as nice as well.I mean come on thats not a fucking word.I like eyes and smiles.You can tell a lot about people from these two things.
Im a mess of contradictions half the time.Some people call me arrogant,but they dont know what the word means.
I play rugby,which I fucking love.I live for the summer and the beach.Sad but everyone in Britain cheers up when the sun comes up.I dont know why.Dickheads who describe themselves as wacky and crazy are never these things.They are boring cunts.People who come up with cliches like live every day like its your last or to the full.Hardly ever do this.
Call it apathy call it what you like but half the time I couldnt give a fuck.I never want to grow up.But it could be fun.I suppose?
My mates are the people who have made me who I am.Thats why I love them.I doubt Ill laugh so much ever again.
Loads of people piss me off.Im shit at meeting new people.Unless Im fucked.Or your blonde.Most people think Im a Cunt.When they meet me.They are probably right.But I couldnt give a fuck.
Girls make the world go round.Ive never understood why liking sex is a taboo?Ive had loads of QUALITY experiences but I want some more.People who cant laugh at themselves are chapsticks.The best quality to have is humour.If you cant make me laugh.Fuck off.
Keep smiling Fuckers!
Pendulum - Slam
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Theres not many things better.Than getting half naked.Glowsticks in hand.Mauled.Raving your nads off to this song.With your mates.
ADD ME.I DARE YOU.
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