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Brooklyn

volks78

About Me

I like to shake my ass whenever the opportunity arises. I love Taylor, sushi, red wine, PerezHilton.com, and plastic boobs. I dislike carbs, bad teeth, bad grammar, bad spelling, Sharpie inspired eyebrows, adults in crocs, unreturned shopping carts, and anyone who's mastered wearing tight clothes but couldn't do a sit-up to save their life. If you look like a freshly opened can of biscuits, take it off, it's not cute. Basically, everything you've heard...it's true.

My Interests

Venti white chocolate mochas over ice

Music:

Everything except that 'screwed' bullshit...the batteries dying in your walkman sound has yet to win me over and I always find myself looking in my rearview mirror for fear of someone creeping up to kill me everytime I hear it

Movies:

The Usual Suspects is my all-time favorite, Man on Fire, The Departed...Mean Girls and Legally Blonde I can watch over and over and over

Television:

Project Runway, Big Love, Sopranos, The Wire, The Girls Next Door, I Love New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County

Books:

Us Weekly, Life & Style, OK, In Touch, Cosmo, Allure

Heroes:

Anyone with an aura of 'Fabulosity'

My Blog

My life is complete....

I always swore I would never become a 'blog-pusher' but I guess my boredom due to the Texas heat has gotten the best of me. (I don't leave the house for fear of melting) So anyway, every couple of mon...
Posted by Brooklyn on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

Let it go...

Let It Go...By T.D. JakesThere are people who can walk away from you.And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.I don't want you to try to talk another person ...
Posted by Brooklyn on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

What a girl needs...

The Awakening By Virginia Marie Swift A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in yo...
Posted by Brooklyn on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST