I'd really like to meet people that I've written about in my fiction. In other words, imaginary friends. There are celebrities I wouldn't mind meeting, but I'm afraid they'd be jerks, and then I wouldn't like them so much. Elvis Costello, I'm looking at you. My favorite actor is Toshiro Mifune, but he has sadly passed. I'd like to meet Ian McShane, but I'm afraid he'd kill me. My favorite actress is Naomi Watts, and I'm sure she'd be perfectly polite if I met her.