Nichole's Daddy

Born as a poor white child in rual Illinois, I was left for dead by my parents at the age of 9 months near the Caseys in Dixon. I lived in the dumpster behind Aldi's for 17 years with the help of a kind and loving pair of gypsies that yould come by at night and feed me and tuck in my shirt really far, ecspecially in the front. I didn't know for the first 13 years why they cared so much about my personal appearance until I noticed my "fella" had contracted rigamortis everytime they did that. That's when I discovered sock puppets. I put myself through school by helping out the old man down the road with odd jobs around the house. I recall he had really bad plumbing in that house cuz he would have to go in the closet way in the back was a hole with a hose sticking out. He had me suck out the clog every couple of days. You know I never did see a sink in there....anyway....Now I am living outside Chicago working for the Union Pacific Railroad and a full time United Transportation Union Local Chairman. I got married in April of '06 and had my first child, Nichole Ruth on March 26, 2008. I love he to pieces but wish for all that extra free time back again!