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Roe Jesus

Ya fly is open, McFly!

About Me

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's going to be a risky operation but its worth it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...

Music:

SLEEPWELL SOUNDS LIKE...

Movies:

KILL HER! KILL HER! KILL HER!

Heroes:

Syracuse undergrad & 1984's naked Miss America, Vanessa Williams; The parents of Jean Bonnet Ramsey; Tara Conner & Katie Blair drunken coked-up makeout sessions; Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina; the cast & crew of Drop Dead Gorgeous; and everyone who's made the world of beauty pageantry entertaining to those uninterested otherwirse.

My Blog

Growing Up/Apart (A Mid-Summer Nights Ramble)

I was looking at my pictures on myspace this evening and saw one of Alex and I on Paul's birthday this last May. The picture is horrible, taken in sepia, our facial expressions suck, and only about th...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST

Saturday Morning Retards

I think mall stores staff their Saturday mornings with complete retards. Brookstone Employee: "Yeah, well, um, uh... hold on... wait, sorry... I didn't quite understand your question."And the fact th...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

last sunday...

The last time my birthday fell on a sunday was 2000...The last time I celebrated my birthday publicly was 1999...It's 2006 now and I've gone 7 years without it... why should I start now? Or maybe the ...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

Last Night's Dream

The dream was set in an alternate past. Not too far past, but just enough to say that it wasn't a present day scenario. Empty townhouse with see through walls. Empty meaning abandoned minimal furnishi...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST

LECTURE NOTES 2/11

Lecture notes for the youth (2/11):There is no evidence to support the existence of a contra 9 theory but it will still be tested for validity in the months to come. New years resolutions are an idea ...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:32:00 PST

SF State Poker Tourney

I am extremely proud for my crew as a whole. RIBISI REPRESENTED! 4 out of 8 of us made the final table, and all of us out-lasted over half the field. We went there to see how we stack up against other...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Resolutions I Likely Won't Keep.

- less poker - more music - less sleeping - more school - less spending - more saving - less substances - more running - less poker - more music
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't find my sanity. and my pills.

I lost a bag that had some stuff in it. Bad stuff. Good stuff. Where is it? Where is my happy place? It costed me a pretty penny too. Damn where the fuck is it? I'm going crazy over this. I didn't re...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Sudden Goodbye... 7/31/2004

For the past year, I've had the honor of spending time with her. Being comfortable, knowing exactly how she functions and being at ease when dealing with her. Even though we've put eachother through a...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

two: (?)

There was a CD that Ron showed me and let me copy by Moka Only, I think it was "Lowdown Suite" but I'm not certain. In its sleeve, instead of showing song titles with credits it gave a brief paragraph...
Posted by Roe Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST