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WELL I'M LOUDER, AND I'M FAMOUS

About Me

I'm the dork that sits in the back of the class, spouting off tasteless, awkward jokes that nobody understands. I smell, I laugh at farts, and I watch television incessantly.Ok, not really.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Maynard Keenan of Tool, honestly. Maybe Dick Cheney so I can punch him in the face just to say it was an accident. Good thing I don't hit girls! (oooooooh)

My Blog

They want to tax soft drinks?

I was having another healthy conversation with my roommate tonight.  It was fun, as it always is, but I think we learned something tonight.  The entire discussion came up when we started discussing th...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Blessed Be the Archangels: Act I

It needs work, but I've been telling my friends that I've been working on this for a long time now, so I thought I'd post what I have.  The entire story is divided into a prologue, epilogue, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:49:00 GMT